seager had the night moves

BABIP unkind.

 

rob deer would've loved babip

Points all his own sitting way up high.

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i almost got banned for mentioning doug fister, so watch yourself.

 

I think you can mention doug fister, you just can't mention how you use one.

Fister? I hardly knew 'er.

 

ba-dum-tsh

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Obama explains baseball to Putin, but then shows him tonight's Twins lineup.

Love me some Morneausies!

3-6-3!!!!

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So, who you got winning the Super Bowl? Oh, uhhhhh. Right. Aaaaawkward.

Wow, that's one of the best double plays I've ever seen.

Fister? I hardly knew 'er.

 

ba-dum-tsh

 

Line crossed....door open.

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Vlad... I'm sorry I should have knocked. I had no idea you were in there... And doing that.

Line crossed....door open.

It's late.

It's late.

 

Screw it... I'm done moderating for the night.

I think you can mention doug fister, you just can't mention how you use one.

 

as a starter. what?

Screw it... I'm done moderating for the night.

 

So, do we need moderatin' for the moderators?

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"F***, I'm never drinking vodka again, did I give that stripper my phone number?"

i'm not even watching tv because the twins can't hit and i don't have a tv and i'm playing with my gi joe action figures.

Screw it... I'm done moderating for the night.

 

whoooo hoooo, party!!!!

i'm not even watching tv because the twins can't hit and i don't have a tv and i'm playing with my gi joe action figures.

 

I gotta ask- what's the cat doing?

Wow, I can't believe all you Minnesotans are still awake. I'm in Mountain Time (11:30) and I'm considering calling it a night...wait the game is still going?

It's crazy that I'm 100% sure this isn't the worst Twins offense I've ever seen.

Did I hear that right? Mauer isn't rejoining the team until Tuesday?

Smalley just said one of the dumbest things he's said, a high bar. I would summarize it here, but you would all hate me.

Wow, I can't believe all you Minnesotans are still awake. I'm in Mountain Time (11:30) and I'm considering calling it a night...wait the game is still going?

 

I hate this Pacific time stuff... I'm think about moving to Santa Barbara so I don't ever have to deal with Pacific Time again!!!

Did I hear that right? Mauer isn't rejoining the team until Tuesday?

 

I think that's what I heard. Maybe he gets 3 days per kid.

Did I hear that right? Mauer isn't rejoining the team until Tuesday?

 

Yeah, he's giving up a quarter-million dollars in game checks to hang with Maddie and the babbettes for a few extra days. He gets 3 days via MLB, but wants 3 more (missing 2 games). The paper says the Twins are supportive. I assume they mean the club rather than the kids.

This has been a pretty quick game- 3.5 hours in and we've played 11 1/2 innings. But it still feels like 3 am inside my head.

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"i'm glad hillary will be putting up with this s*** in three years"