Well, there go's the no hitter.

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

It's weird not having Mauer in the lineup... He has to be our GP and AB leader this year.

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

I bet they go with "Mauer" for both of 'em. They're pretty midwestern traditional folk.

It's weird not having Mauer in the lineup... He has to be our GP and AB leader this year.

Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"

Damn Pacific time games. I'm tired.

Nice ride!

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

 

You got the Gibbons Gibson.

And another one of me with a different Gibson:

http://i.usatoday.net/money/_photos/2011/09/17/Gibson-Guitar-CEO-to-face-feds-over-raid-TVCTJ43-x-large.jpg

Nice ride!

 

Thanks ... his name is Buster.

I'm actually more curious, which means I'm hardly curious at all, what Mauer will name his twins than I am what the royal baby will be named.

 

You know one of them will be named after Grampa.

Here's a picture of me and my Gibson:

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

I'm going with Jake and John.

Filed under "Unlikely Statistics"

 

Joe "Iron Man" Mauer

 

It's possible you have the strap adjusted improperly.

 

Anyone can play a guitar held horizontally. It's playing one held vertically that gets you the cool gigs.

 

I'm glad Doumit caught that third out without getting hurt. He was fighting that pretty hard but made it work.

I'm going with Jake and John.

Minnie and Paul

I'm going with Jake and John.

 

Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

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Mike Nesmith.

Dave St. Peter: Hey Joe, any chance you can name your kids Minnie and Paul?

Joe Mauer: No.

DSP: Come on! This is a great marketing opportunity!

JM: Look, I didn't speak up when you sold my side burns, but this is too far.

DSP: Fair enough. Say have I ever told you that I graduated from UND?

JM . . .

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Dang...I thought I got that one removed. That was really a rough morning.

Strike four to Colabello.

Strike four to Colabello.

 

Yeah, and I don't think he got a good swing at any of the four.

Babies should be named with initials that spell something.

 

If a boy...

 

I like Brian for a first name...

Middle name should start with an A... So how bout Aardvark.

 

There ya go... Brian Aardvark Mauer... Initials BAM... Baby Bam Bam... It's perfect.

Strike 2 to Trumbo was an absolutely filthy pitch. I hope Gibson can repeat that consistently.

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

Are they both boys? Guess I wasn't keeping up with the pregnancy.

 

The Mauers chose not to learn the gender.

Whatever Joe names him, don't name him Lou. Then Gardy will call him Lousy

*Clap, clap, clap*

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies

Outside the hospital in England waiting for a baby prince

outside the hospital in St Paul waiting for Joes babies

If you look closely, you can see Snepp in both pictures. Weird.