All true. My bad.

 

He was being kind

 

/ Who are you and what have you done with Chief? More importantly, how much ransom do we have to pay never to see him again?

He was being kind

 

/ Who are you and what have you done with Chief? More importantly, how much ransom do we have to pay never to see him again?

 

As his captor... I demand... Ummm... An autographed Tom Kelly baseball... Have it signed... To my biggest fan... Chief

Would you believe... an autographed Ray Miller baseball... signed... What Did You Say Your Name Was Again?

You Pacific Time Zone people are messing me up... I'm supposed to be watching a game right now.

 

I'm sitting here watching a game with my imagination. We are up 3-0.

You Pacific Time Zone people are messing me up... I'm supposed to be watching a game right now.

 

I'm sitting here watching a game with my imagination. We are up 3-0.

Hey, I resent that remark! At least for another hour when I'll for sure be in mountain time.

But, to be honest, I am far too Midwestern to do either.

 

I'm pretty Midwestern and I'm pretty sure I'd do both, then both again. Perhaps you're just too much librarian to do either?

You Pacific Time Zone people are messing me up... I'm supposed to be watching a game right now.

 

I'm sitting here watching a game with my imagination. We are up 3-0.

 

3 more unearned runs already?

I'm sitting here watching a game with my imagination. We are up 3-0.

 

That pretty much sums up how I've watched each game the last 3 seasons.

 

Damn! Trumbo just hit a game tying 3 run HR.

 

My imagination sucks!

Edited July 23, 201313 yr by Bark's Lounge

Hey, I resent that remark!

 

I resemble that remark too.

3 more unearned runs already?

 

We don't get to play the Injuns every night.

Hey, I resent that remark! At least for another hour when I'll for sure be in mountain time.

 

So if you leave when the game is starting and fly back in time, has it started yet?

We don't get to play the Injuns every night.

 

But we do get them like 15 more times before the end of the season. Subtract the 3 times we'll face Masterson again, and that's like 12 more wins. Gotta love that.

So if you leave when the game is starting and fly back in time, has it started yet?

 

Is that a line from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?"

Is that a line from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?"

 

marvin barnes.

marvin barnes.

 

"I ain't gettin" on no time machine"

So if you leave when the game is starting and fly back in time, has it started yet?

Umm ... hmmm ... er ...

Yes, all my aliases had a great time. They are already poking me wondering when we'll return. But I think I need to save some money first. It's really easy to throw it away. Even at the airport the call of that damn Wheel of Fortune machine is proving too great!

 

Yeah, I'm in San Jose this week and connected via Vegas... I'm already thinking of playing that Wheel of Fortune game that has the 3.5M grand prize during my return layover on Friday.

So if you leave when the game is starting and fly back in time, has it started yet?

 

You have to cross the International Date Line a couple of times for that to happen.

 

/ not the Chuck Barris game show

Yeah, I'm in San Jose this week and connected via Vegas... I'm already thinking of playing that Wheel of Fortune game that has the 3.5M grand prize during my return layover on Friday.

 

I love Wheel of Fortune..

 

[smashes shot glass] [kicks cat] [trips over foot stool] [yet to watch twins game]

 

can you guys pool some money to bail me out of jail? i have a paypal account.

I love Wheel of Fortune..

 

Me too.

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You have to cross the International Date Line a couple of times for that to happen.

 

/ not the Chuck Barris game show

 

If you lived right on the interntional date line and kept crossing it, you would know what was going to happen tomorrow and you'd never forget what happened yesterday.

I'm watching a documentary waiting for the game.

 

Sea Turtles return to the beach en masse and each sea turtle will dig a hole on the beach and lay 100 to 200 eggs.

 

Tens of thousands of sea turtles hatch and dig themselves out of the hole and must crawl 100 yards to the safety of the sea while being picked off one by one by predators.

 

1 to 5 percent make the sea... The rest are food.

 

Sounds like life in the minor leagues.

Edited July 23, 201313 yr by Riverbrian

Me too.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-03-30-pat_sajak.jpg

 

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If you lived right on the interntional date line and kept crossing it, you would know what was going to happen tomorrow and you'd never forget what happened yesterday.

 

I was on the international date line once. Ended up taking out a lady from Peru to dinner.

I...you'd never forget what happened yesterday.

You say that like it's a good thing.

I was on the international date line once. Ended up taking out a lady from Peru to dinner.

 

booooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooo!

booooooooooooooooooo

 

The game hasn't started and I've been booed.

I was on the international "date" line once. Ended up taking out a "lady" from Peru to "dinner."

In chiefspeak.