Can't eat that spicy stuff; acid reflux.

Damn, if that ball got by Gardner, Mauer has an inside the park homerun.

Damn, if that ball got by Gardner, Mauer has an inside the park homerun.

 

And they certainly won't call the game after 5 with the Twins up 1-0.

The Twins are playing like scoring runs is considered to be rude.

 

Minnesota Nice!!!

Minnesota: SP Scott "Screech" Diamond

 

2B Dozier

RF Parmelee

C Mauer

1B Morneau

DH Doumit

3B Plouffe

LF Arcia

CF Hicks

SS Florimon

 

New York: SP Hiroki "Pick a Nick Name" Kuroda

 

CF Gardner

RF Suzuki

2B Cano

DH Wells

LF Almonte

1B Overbay

SS Nunez

3B Cruz

C Stewart

 

The Twins have lost 11 out of 12... Big Deal... I need new Windows in my house and I've been losing money on my heating and cooling bills as a result for years. That losing streak makes the Twins current streak look like a walk in the park.

 

The Twins have plenty of left handed hitters to take a shot at the short RF porch and a right hander on the mound. Of course... Not striking out in double digits will help a bunch. Diamond the ports idea wil toe the rubber for the Twins.

 

Changing out windows isn't difficult... just an FYI.

Changing out windows isn't difficult... just an FYI.

 

From the Couch it is!!!

I know the stat geeks don't like the RBI stat but somebody has to tell the Twins it is ok to drive runners in!!

Yankees playing for one run in the fifth? Hmmm..

City of 13000 no BK.

 

So where are you at Fredrickton or something?

Now it's official.

Nobk Manitoba... It just outside of Winnipeg. pop. 13,000

I love driving in Manitoba... Speed Limit is 110

Alright... Conversation starter:

 

What is your death row final meal?

 

Since I saw the wings picture on the next page...

 

There's a bar up in Fort Wayne, IN called Checkerz that has some of the best wings I've ever tasted... Probably order those on death row.

This game has "Yankees score one run in the 5th and the game ends right there" all over it.

 

But it will be due to Phil Cuzzi calling a foul ball fair.

I love driving in Manitoba... Speed Limit is 110

 

Yeah, but, the high temp today was only 25. Super humid though, felt like 33.

Nobk Manitoba... It just outside of Winnipeg. pop. 13,000

 

I spent a week of my life in Fredrickton, St. John, and Charlottown fixing a card tracking system for your drivers licenses a while back... I must say that I really wish I could have that week back.

A base was open!!! That's Cano and Wells is hitting behind him...

 

A base was open... Jeez Duensing... You are not a rookie!!!

Just walk him. Have we learned nothing?

Yeah, but, the high temp today was only 25. Super humid though, felt like 33.

 

Farenheit.

A base was open!!! That's Cano and Wells is hitting behind him...

 

A base was open... Jeez Duensing... You are not a rookie!!!

 

I believe the Travelocity Gnome makes those calls.

Farenheit.

 

Nothing like a humid 25 day.

Farenheit.

 

Yup, dang near melted ma igloo.

Nothing like a humid 25 day.

 

Isn't it the US and something like North Korea that still use imperial measurements? Get with it people!

Since I saw the wings picture on the next page...

 

There's a bar up in Fort Wayne, IN called Checkerz that has some of the best wings I've ever tasted... Probably order those on death row.

 

Fort Wayne... Home of IPFW... Indiana University - Purdue University Fort Wayne.

 

Why don't they just admit that its way too long and rename it "Dave State" or something.

Isn't it the US and something like North Korea that still use imperial measurements? Get with it people!

 

It has been awhile since I've measured my Empire.

Fort Wayne... Home of IPFW... Indiana University - Purdue University Fort Wayne.

 

Also Frank Burns.

It has been awhile since I've measured my Empire.

 

Is that what the Canadian kids are calling their dongs these days?

Also Frank Burns.

 

And... The Heston character in Planet of the Apes.

Hicks with the hose!!!