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Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 6/30 - 1:10pm

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Florimon shouldn't be chasing 1st pitch sliders.

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oou oou oou ... i should be running around more often ... things happen!

For once, I am glad that Gardy did not call you for advice.

 

Yeah me 2

oou oou oou ... i should be running around more often ... things happen!

 

Whatever it takes babe... Whatever it takes.

I smell a Granny.

 

you in a nursing home?

Florimon approached that at bat like a chicken with his head cut off..

 

Not professional by any stretch of the imagination.

 

That fail is on his lack of experience.

you in a nursing home?

 

Ba Dum Tsssh

 

that was a good one... Plus 3

Crap, I have to go light the grill now.

Florimon approached that at bat like a chicken with his head cut off..

 

Not professional by any stretch of the imagination.

 

That fail is on his lack of experience.

 

You speak as if from experience. Something we should know?

Here we can buy liquor at grocery stores on Sunday.

 

i want to punch you

you in a nursing home?

 

No, I married old.

No, I married old.

 

Hmm ... not sure what that says when you called me 'Honey'

Yep... I had a Chicken... I cut the Chickens head off... Placed him at the plate and the chicken struck out on 4 pitches.

 

I've seen it before.

i want to punch you

 

Hey Now... This is the game thread... We don't do that here!!!

 

Glorm will mail you something if you ask.

The penny worked. Now please throw in a $20 bill so the Twins can win the division.

Well it wasn't perfect. It must have been a Canadian Penny. Hey, at least we tied it up. If we win this one, I will consider the $20, but it will be all $1 Bills Canadian style. I have some left over cash from a Vacation to Victoria, BC from a couple years back. Thank goodness I have a good friend who is a plumber.

I was disappointed by that Lough homer.

Oh Burton :(

Crap, I have to go light the grill now.

 

What's for dinner?

i want to punch you

 

I think that you might be better advised to go to a dispensary -- they are also open 7 days a week and it would mellow you out.

Hey Now... This is the game thread... We don't do that here!!!

 

Glorm will mail you something if you ask.

 

some chicken entrails is all i ask

Mauer just not having a good day. He probably needs a day off.

Hmm ... not sure what that says when you called me 'Honey'

 

I was kidding. She's younger than me, and most think she was out of my league.

Mauer just not having a good day. He probably needs a day off.

 

Yeah but he's stringing them together nicely.

I think that you might be better advised to go to a dispensary -- they are also open 7 days a week and it would mellow you out.

 

is a "dispensary" like jimmy the crack dealer around the corner? definitely need some crack

I was kidding. She's younger than me, and most think she was out of my league.

 

Ladies like Men who can cook. I know they used to gather round for my Tuna Sandwiches.

is a "dispensary" like jimmy the crack dealer around the corner? definitely need some crack

 

Dispensary is where you get Pez Candy.

Hmm ... not sure what that says when you called me 'Honey'

 

 

it's just the old south talking

Well it wasn't perfect. It must have been a Canadian Penny. Hey' date=' at least we tied it up. If we win this one, I will consider the $20, but it will be all $1 Bills Canadian style. I have some left over cash from a Vacation to Victoria, BC from a couple years back. Thank goodness I have a good friend who is a plumber.[/quote']

 

I worry that if the plumber removes the alms that could kill the bad luck and cause a major jinx.

What's for dinner?

 

Souvlaki. Chicken and veg marinated with roasted garlic, fresh herbs from the garden, Lemon zest and juice. Strung on my firewire with onions and peppers, served over rice with spinach, oil cured olives, and lemon, with Tzatziki.

I was disappointed by that Lough homer.

 

Hosmer's didn't do much for me, either.

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