All girls like guys in a mumu.

I can testify in court under oath that is not true.

Who are you, and what have you done with Brian Duensing?

I can testify in court under oath that is not true.

 

The court will demand clarification of "mumu" versus "canvas tent".

Who are you, and what have you done with Brian Duensing?

 

I don't care; great trade, TR.

The court will demand clarification of "mumu" versus "canvas tent".

 

Not going to be able to testify to canvas. Too chafing.

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

 

Absolutely.... With the KC stockyards. They gotta take cattle seriously.

I need to pay closer attention to the rest of the league. I was not aware KC has the best bullpen in the history of baseball.

 

Not every team can afford the luxury of using a guy that was a first overall pick as a mop.

Not every team can afford the luxury of using a guy that was a first overall pick as a mop.

 

Oops... Missed on that one.

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

Wow Dunce with his best Rick Ankiel impression.

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

MLB declined the trade.

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

Deals with the Devil don't seem to last as long as they used to.

Why'd Gardy take that other guy out and put Duensing in to start the 8th?

 

If you ain't managin' you ain't tryin'

Ok... We need some outs.

Uh...there's only 1 out, Bert.

Uh...there's only 1 out, Bert.

 

Bert can't remember how many outs there are.

 

Drink.

Mound trip transcript:

 

Andy: Jeez... Them bases loaded quickly.

Casy: I know... I've been leaving the ball up.

Andy: and what happens when you leave the ball up?

Justin: Ooo... I know...

Andy: Ok... Justin...

Justin: You load the bases.

Andy: Thats right you load the bases.

Justin: Awesome... I'm good at this... Ask me another

Casey: I knew the answer... You didn't give me a chance!

Bert can't remember how many outs there are.

 

Drink.

 

I said... We needed outs...

I said... We needed outs...

 

Satisfied with Fien's answer?

Satisfied with Fien's answer?

 

Yep... Andy with well chosen words obviously.

Dugout transcript:

 

Andy: I thought I said "throw a DP."

Casey: But I...

Andy: Did you throw a DP?

Casey: No, but I...

Andy: Have a seat, meat.

Kyle Gibson wins his major league debut.

 

A record that can never be broken.

And that's it... Gibson 1-0

Nice game for the Twins and fans.

Each reliever got two Ks in 1 inning. Probably comes with an asterisk for being against the Royals, but still, a nice luxury for this team.

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

 

 

scalia just took away your popcorn rights

scalia just took away your popcorn rights

 

You're still around? I figured you'd be passed out in the neighbor kid's tree fort in your underwear by this time tonight.

Gibson: I am sure we'll hear "downward plane" a lot. To me that fastball looks really straight, but his history is a lot of ground balls. I thought strike three to Butler was a great pitch.

Hmm, I disagree. Looks like he's got all kinds of movement. He got hit when he gotta balls over the plate just like everyone does.

You're still around? I figured you'd be passed out in the neighbor kid's tree fort in your underwear by this time tonight.

 

that's very disrespectful.

 

kiddie pool.