Dozier's OPS in day games is .772, at home it is .818.

pfft

 

In day games at home against Wade Davis in June it's like a gozillion.

Still waiting on the setup.

It's buckninety...there may or may not be followup.

Still waiting on the setup.

 

How do you keep a Twins fan in suspense?

How do you keep a Twins fan in suspense?

Nice try

What's this all about?

 

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grandpa-simpson-gif.gif

kkkkk

Gibson has 5 strikeouts so far. Interesting tidbit is Boof Bonser has the Twins debut record with 8 strikeouts.

Gibson has 5 strikeouts so far. Interesting tidbit is Boof Bonser has the Twins debut record with 8 strikeouts.

Wow, that would not have been my first 30 guesses.

And he had yet to swear on live TV.

 

Bert was the personal instructor of that rookie TV anchor in Bismarck.

Gibson has 5 strikeouts so far. Interesting tidbit is Boof Bonser has the Twins debut record with 8 strikeouts.

I'm suprised they let him bat again, what with striking out in his first 7 PAs and all.

Still waiting on the setup.

 

It was Buck 91 who Knock Knocked...

 

I can't tell you how many times I've been to a bar... And Knock Knock was the final words of some guy right before he passes out and crashes to the floor.

Edited June 30, 201313 yr by Riverbrian

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

 

You had it set on Creamy. Choose Chunky next time.

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

 

I like to yell at Microwaves...

 

Come On!!! I haven't got all Minute!!!

Dyson doesn't make that catch. Parm!

I like to yell at Microwaves...

 

Come On!!! I haven't got all Minute!!!

 

The line my wife is tired of hearing in the kitchen is "don't we have anything faster than Instant?"

If anyone throws Defensive Metrics or anything that says Parm can't play defense...

 

I'm gonna... Ummm... I'm.... Ummm... I'm not gonna listen.

You tell 'em Brian!

I just microwaved popcorn. Two minutes and it comes out black. I must have the world's most powerful microwave.

Huh.

 

Same thing happened with my wife's cat.

Guess the Royals are trying to convince Gardy to send Gibson out for the seventh too - they sure didn't take many pitches.

Huh.

 

Same thing happened with my wife's cat.

 

Second time was just bad luck, right?

Pretty sparkling play by Florimon to end the 6th. Gibby at 91 pitches is not coming out for the 7th, so it was a pretty solid outing for the Rookie.

Huh.

 

Same thing happened with my wife's cat.

 

Our Cat Hisses at strangers... Actually it hisses at all of us. But we have to protect guests in our home.

 

The Microwave works really good for that.

Pretty sparkling play by Florimon to end the 6th. Gibby at 91 pitches is not coming out for the 7th, so it was a pretty solid outing for the Rookie.

It was pretty cool to see Tejada applauding Florimon's play.

It was pretty cool to see Tejada applauding Florimon's play.

 

Roid Rage leads to emotional outbursts like clapping.

Well, I've gotta go see about a gal in Idaho. My parting words for this thread: Microwaved Peanut Butter.

I wonder if CTTF likes the "hammer in a mumu" ad.

I wonder if CTTF likes the "hammer in a mumu" ad.

 

All girls like guys in a mumu.

Did Gibson just smack Gardy on one of his moobs?

Did Gibson just smack Gardy on one of his moobs?

 

They are hard to avoid. They kinda consume dugout space.