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Game Thread: Twins vs Tigers, 6/15 - 6:15pm

Brock Beauchamp

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So, RB, you weren't here yesterday - what is the weirdest medical procedure you, or a close relative, has had done?

 

I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.

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A national broadcast not being broadcast in my area.

 

The good news, once the new TV deal goes into place those obnoxious "national broadcast blackouts" are being terminated.

 

 

Only 30 more years until they get around to doing something about the archaic blackouts areas for everything else!

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I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.

 

Nuclear powered remotes can't get here soon enough.

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I got tired of losing the remote so I had it surgically attached to my hand. What was a great idea turned bad in a month or so. The batteries went out and since the remote was attached at the back of remote to my palm... There was no way to replace the batteries without another surgery.

 

I can't tell you how many times I've punched myself in the head with it while shampooing.

 

The real strange part... There is this actual thing called remote surgery... Doctors can perform surgery without actually being in the room using a robot surgical system.

 

This was how my procedure was done so... It was... Wait for it... Remote Remote Surgery.

 

Synergy baby!!! Synergy

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The real strange part... There is this actual thing called remote surgery... Doctors can perform surgery without actually being in the room using a robot surgical system.

 

This was how my procedure was done so... It was... Wait for it... Remote Remote Surgery.

 

Synergy baby!!! Synergy

 

I assume this was performed with below-par bedside manner. I.e., a remote remote remote surgery.

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I assume this was performed with below-par bedside manner. I.e., a remote remote remote surgery.

 

And... The surgery was performed in Central Nevada in the middle of nowhere...

 

Making it... Remote Remote Remote Remote Surgery!!!

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I am very glad to see Plouffe back! If he gets hot, the Twins can win a lot of games.

 

GLORM!!!

 

What's up Glorm???

 

Now you Type: Well I'm mixing Viagra with every beer... So... It's not just my bar bill that's up.

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And... The surgery was performed in Central Nevada in the middle of nowhere...

 

Making it... Remote Remote Remote Remote Surgery!!!

 

Area 51?

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Close... This was Area 52... It's the same place that Joe Walsh wrote Funk #48 and Funk #49.

 

He planned on writing 3 more of them.

but then he went and got hisself all "rocky mountain way"ed up.
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GLORM!!!

 

What's up Glorm???

 

Now you Type: Well I'm mixing Viagra with every beer... So... It's not just my bar bill that's up.

 

Actually I am now at work and going home to get ready to go out to dinner and a play.

 

Go Twins!

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At the least, it's nice to have a third baseman again who can both throw the ball all the way to first in the air AND hit the ball past a deep second base.

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but then he went and got hisself all "rocky mountain way"ed up.

 

Only for the last year cuz he couldn't much higher.

 

BTW... Funk #1 through Funk #47 were stolen by a troupe of Rogue Aliens from the planet SWLABR. You can't be an area... That close to Area 51 and not expect some trouble from escapee's

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