Freud and Chief at a restaurant:

 

For an appetizer I'll have the Blooming Hemerroid... Umm... No No... Blooming Onion... That would be tastier... Make that an Onion.

Surprised Howard didn't get tossed there.

Write? no.

 

Star in? yes.

 

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

Freudian Slip: When you want to say one thing and you end up saying a mother.

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

 

8 Months... With that much time I would be World Class at ring toss.

Here we go. Can Thomas come through again?

I like Arcia.

And the side-effects are much less severe than the alternative...

 

What some call side effects, others call gifts from heaven....

Here we go. Can Thomas come through again?

 

Hell yeah he can.

Arcia and Thomas... The future is here!

Clete's having himself a night. Arcia's just having a regular night. Or at least that's what I hope.

Gravy

Like I said last night, "Clete Thomas Experience, Part Duex" opened to boffo reviews.

8 Months... With that much time I would be World Class at ring toss.

 

And you would have worn through all your pants.

Chief still probably didnt like that bunt?

Wow! what year is this?

Obviously, when Hicks is healthy, the Twins will have to send him out because Clete Thomas is our new everyday center fielder.

And you would have worn through all your pants.

 

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

Chief still probably didnt like that bunt?

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

 

Her mind concentrates on larger, um, issues.

That's gonna keep ChiTown's mind busy for awhile.

 

And two tied games aren't enough?

The way Flori-moan and Grampa have been swinging, they'll be lucky to get the lead. This is a reverse jinx.

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

 

I don't have a problem with letting the 3-3 guy swing there either. Thats how it should happen.

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

You can't handle the truth!

I'm fine with a weak hitter moving the go-ahead run from 2nd to 3rd in the bottom of the 8th.

 

Are we clear? Crystal?

 

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

We should pinch hit... Right here for Carroll

ack! I have no fingernails left!

I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

 

I liked that, but I don't believe it. I just like it.

and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

 

Or at least until tomorrow's game thread.

Twins baseball.