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Game Thread: Twins vs Phillies, 6/12 - 7:10pm

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At least he didn't call me OldLadyTwinsFan. I ain't no cougar!

He don't know that.

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Rephrase, please.

 

Chief Naked Sitting in the... Punch?

How do you know that's his number, Chief?
He's been calling me for baserunning lessons.

edit: chief beat me to naked punch.

 

One of the houses at my college used to advertise parties featuring strip-and-go-naked punch. Sounds like you guys might have gone to the same school.

Nice, RB and Chief both go the "Naked Dude" route. Great minds . . .

Hahahahaha ... I noticed that too. Wonder what Freud would say to that

He don't know that.

Well I do look much younger than I am. Easy mistake to make

Hahahahaha ... I noticed that too. Wonder what Freud would say to that

 

Freud would be too hacked off about LOB to even think about the Naked Dude stuff.

This thing took a turn after I left.

Time for a Hammer Popup (shhh, it's the reverse jinx trick).

Time for a Hammer Popup (shhh, it's the reverse jinx trick).

 

So how'd that work out for ya?

Time for a Hammer Popup (shhh, it's the reverse jinx trick).

. . .

Time for a Hammer Popup (shhh, it's the reverse jinx trick).

 

Or it's telekinesis working against me.

Time for a Hammer Popup (shhh, it's the reverse jinx trick).
Apparently, if you spell out it's a reverse jinx, that reverses the reverse.
So how'd that work out for ya?

 

I've been banned by the moderators for excessive hubris. See everybody in 5 minutes.

Hahahahaha ... I noticed that too. Wonder what Freud would say to that

 

If Freud was sitting at a dinner table and if needed salt... Instead of asking Chief to "Pass the Salt". He'd say can you put that thing away... I mean... Umm... Pass the salt please.

This thing took a turn after I left.

Which? The game or the game thread with both Chief and RB talking 'bout naked dudes?

Which? The game or the game thread with both Chief and RB talking 'bout naked dudes?

 

what did we do? Typically game thread material if you ask me.

 

Chief.. Anything left turn here?

This thing took a turn after I left.
Volleyball game over? How'd we do? How'd she do?

Freud out in the woods with Chief:

 

Gotta be careful where I walk... I've been stepping on a lot of dicks... I mean sticks.

ESCOBAR... Cover the bag... Know the coverage... This is the major leagues.

what did we do? Typically game thread material if you ask me.

 

Chief.. Anything left turn here?

 

Nope. Everything is PERFECTLY STRAIGHT here, RB.

Volleyball game over? How'd we do? How'd she do?

 

We won in 3, she had a strong game. I cant wait to see her play in person next month.

ESCOBAR... Cover the bag... Know the coverage... This is the major leagues.[

 

I was just going to type something good that I wanted to happen, but the moderators deleted it and replaced it with this non-jinxing post.

oh oh oh oh!!! hockey game is tied!!!!

Get this hockey crap out of here. This is strictly a baseball/naked dude thread!

... This is the major leagues.

 

Some nights anyway.

Nope. Everything is PERFECTLY STRAIGHT here, RB.

 

Did you write the other Cialis ads as well?

Get this hockey crap out of here. This is strictly a baseball/naked dude thread!

 

Pfft ... haven't seen any naked dudes ... yet

Did you write the other Cialis ads as well?

 

Something about being able to handle his "situation".

Did you write the other Cialis ads as well?
Write? no.

 

Star in? yes.

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