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Game Thread: Twins @ Nationals, 6/9 - 6:05pm


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He has a boo-boo on his leg. 10 percent chance of survival at best.

 

I hope he makes it. If not, I would prop his carcass up at third when we are in the field and prop his carcass up at the plate when his time at bat comes. Being deceased, offensively, he cannot be anywhere close to as bad as that middle aged leprechaun we have at the hot corner right now.

 

This could be fun! It could be us Twins fan's version of "Weekend at Bernies".

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I hope he makes it. If not' date=' I would prop his carcass up at third when we are in the field and prop his carcass up at the plate when his time at bat comes. Being deceased, offensively, he cannot be anywhere close to as bad as that middle aged leprechaun we have at the hot corner right now.

 

This could be fun! It could be us Twins fan's version of "Weekend at Bernies".[/quote']

 

I once had a screenplay idea back in the 80's... It was about a guy who accidentally kills someone and while trying to cover up his mistake he accidentally keeps on killing people each in bizarre and unique ways... All by total accident.

 

It was a Comedy!!!

 

I think I wrote about 3 pages and then Weekend at Bernie's came out and I just stopped.

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