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Game Thread: Twins vs Brewers, 5/30 - 7:10pm

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Twins win!

 

 

Series recap:

 

 

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I'll have to get out my linear regression software but I'm sensing a trend here. The avatar girl stays.

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Glunn, go to your Settings page and find where you set "Ignore" on RB. That will cut the thread down to 1.5 pages.

 

Now how powerful would I have to be if Glunn actually had a specific ignore RB setting on HIS page.

 

That would have to make me king!

Fringe fan?

 

Yes, but long before Fringe there was a happiness engineer named Olivia who had a skill that was amazing.

Magic # 117 cut the division lead by 4 games in 4 days

Oh how I miss the days of counting down the magic number.

Magic # 117 cut the division lead by 4 games in 4 days

 

Let's get together in 117 days and we can go in together on a strip of post-season tickets.

Fortunately, the Sunshine Committee meets only monthly. When I was on the school board I was spending ten to thirty hours per week.

Hell, I didn't even spend that much time on school when I was a student.

Now how powerful would I have to be if Glunn actually had a specific ignore RB setting on HIS page.

 

That would have to make me king!

 

If you had a TV show, I would watch it.

Oh how I miss the days of counting down the magic number.

 

Grimes is bringing it back... Just close your eyes and play along.

Yes, but long before Fringe there was a happiness engineer named Olivia who had a skill that was amazing.

 

Then you shall not dub my avatar girl Olivia. My avatar girl is chaste.

If you had a TV show, I would watch it.

 

Thanks Glunn... However... You just grooved a fastball and someone is gonna park it.

1. SSS

2. Unsustainable.

3. Pyth record is only 3-1.

 

 

*shakes fist* Damned sabernerds. *grumble*

Then you shall not dub my avatar girl Olivia. My avatar girl is chaste.

 

Yeah, she looks very chaste to me.

It's gone down 2 every day since I started. As long as that keeps happening I'll keep at it.

If you had a TV show, I would watch it.

 

The Biggest Loser? Freaks and Geeks? Too many options.

Hell, I didn't even spend that much time on school when I was a student.

 

That's because History class only went up through the Magna Carta and Math class had multiplication tables only up through 6.

Robot umpires, please.

Or people umpires who are good...

Yeah, she looks very chaste to me.

 

You mean "chest" not chaste, right?

Or people umpires who are good...
I'm ok with people umpires who are good as long as they aren't fat.

The Twins had every player get at least one hit and all but two either scored a run or drove one in--Socialists!

If you had a TV show, I would watch it.

 

I was disappointed when I found out they cancelled his show, then I found out it's just that they don't show a test pattern on TV no more.

Or people umpires who are good...

 

Paging Angel Hernandez...

Then you shall not dub my avatar girl Olivia. My avatar girl is chaste.

 

Yeah, I bet she gets chased all over the place...

The Twins had every player get at least one hit and all but two either scored a run or drove one in--Socialists!

 

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

Minnesota Twinsism: You have two cows. Ryan trades one for a calf to be named later, Gardy houses the other one in a doghouse.

That's because History class only went up through the Magna Carta and Math class had multiplication tables only up through 6.

multiplication?

Yeah, I bet she gets chased all over the place...

 

Note to glunn: THIS is how you set up a straight line.

I was disappointed when I found out they cancelled his show, then I found out it's just that they don't show a test pattern on TV no more.

 

Here's the pitch... Fastball... Swung on... Deep Drive... Center Field... And that one ain't coming back folks... That ball is gonna land in Roseville...

 

And we'll see ya tomorrow night!!!

or, I Can't Quit You Baby.

 

You had that as an alternate for Butera, but we really need to reserve one for Little Nicky Punto so I suggest this one.

I'm a father of three girls and a husband and grandfather.

 

I missed this before, but: you must be really old.

I missed this before, but: you must be really old.
As you know, considerably older than you!

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