Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 5/28 - 7:10pm

[LaBombo]

Where did Josh Willingham learn to run?

At the same baseball camp where Blackburn learned to pitch?

[Riverbrian]

Nice call, missed it by that much.....

 

Uhh North... The Maxwell Smart game thread was 3 weeks ago.

[twinsnorth49]

The Brewers don't have anyone remotely resembling Evan Gattis, right?

 

I'm still spitting up over that one.

[Riverbrian]

Pinch hit homer comin up. You heard it here first.

 

I lost my telekinetic power.

[Gibby]

Uhh North... The Maxwell Smart game thread was 3 weeks ago.

 

An oldie but a goodie.

[Riverbrian]

The Brewers don't have anyone remotely resembling Evan Gattis, right?

 

I'm still spitting up over that one.

 

The Twins have 3 homers tonight... I think everybody is a potential Gattis.

[twinsnorth49]

Uhh North... The Maxwell Smart game thread was 3 weeks ago.

 

Would you believe......it's three weeks ago in Canada?

[Riverbrian]

I lost my telekinetic power.

 

I just bought it today. It was supposed to last a lifetime.

[snepp]

What they didn't tell you is that the batteries only hold a one hour charge.

[big dog]

I just bought it today. It was supposed to last a lifetime.

 

It's really hard to make a warranty claim on those, too. They always say you used it for evil instead of good, which voids it. At least that's what I heard.

[ashbury]

And any problems you have with the ladies taking up your time, too.

 

Most guys, too. And the ones it doesn't, you should be concerned about.

[Kobs]

So, let me get this straight...a major league team starts Yuniesky Betancourt at first base?

[snepp]

Perk's team strikeout lead now at 3.

[Riverbrian]

What they didn't tell you is that the batteries only hold a one hour charge.

 

Impossible... I know the guy... I get my Oregano from him.

[snepp]

So, let me get this straight...a major league team starts Yuniesky Betancourt at first base?

 

For the 25th times this season no less.

[LaBombo]

Only 10 pitchers? What is this, an AL game?

[Riverbrian]

So, let me get this straight...a major league team starts Yuniesky Betancourt at first base?

 

He's like a bad penny.

[Gibby]

I miss Capps.

[twinsnorth49]

Ok, enough thanks, end game now.

[James]

Oh man, Perkins... I don't think I can hold my breath that long... Make this one quick.

[snepp]

I miss Capps.

 

Under TD policy #28, you are hereby banned.

[Kobs]

For the 25th times this season no less.

 

If anyone ever tells you that baseball people know what they are doing, Yuniesky Betancourt getting real time at first is irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

[twinsnorth49]

More repairs.....damn!

[Gibby]

Under TD policy #28, you are hereby banned.

 

Crap, I didn't read the posting guidelines.

[ashbury]

Arggh. Nobody's perfect.

[snepp]

Crap, I didn't read the posting guidelines.

 

It comes right after saying anything bad about Son of Sal.

[Gibby]

I don't think Gardy even cares anymore. He had a good run for someone with no talent.

[snepp]

More repairs.....damn!

 

Sour cream this time?

[LaBombo]

Perk's team strikeout lead now at 3.

 

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[snepp]

See, that's what happens when you try to strike people out.