Spring Training Game Thread! 3/1/2023 vs. Phillies - LIVE on Bally Sports

[Vanimal46]

Correa is making his debut today. Should be a fun time! 

The Phillies are starting 19 year old Andrew Painter today - the 13th overall pick in the 2021 draft. 

 

[Vanimal46]

Ah dang it. Forgot to put the time in the title. Even old timey veterans need a spring training tune up! 

[Vanimal46]

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

[Vanimal46]

Bally Sports has the pitch clock placement figured out on their presentation. Very subtle. 

[Parfigliano]

Ober 3 K's through 1.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

42 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Did we win yet?

Yes.

 

When we resigned Correa, probably.

[Vanimal46]

Old friend Jake Cave lifts one to outer space off Dennis Santana. 

[stringer bell]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

Old friend Jake Cave lifts one to outer space off Dennis Santana. 

Not a cheapie. Go Jake Cave. Probably a better fit with the Phillies.

 

[Richie the Rally Goat]

46 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

this goat doesn’t hibernate, and like the Bally pitch clock is very subtle.

[stringer bell]

I can see the results of the pitch clock. I like what I see. Dennis Santana--not impressive.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Old friend Jake Cave lifts one to outer space off Dennis Santana. 

Escape velocity achieved? Or just low earth orbit?

[Vanimal46]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Escape velocity achieved? Or just low earth orbit?

[Vanimal46]

Painter is very impressive. If he breaks camp with the MLB team like my Phillies friends believe will happen, he will be the youngest pitcher to debut since Rick Porcello. 

[wsnydes]

55 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

I think the real question is whether being drunk on the couch at 11:30 qualifies as me being in the best shape of my life!

Regardless, I'm at work, a painful day at work, so being drunk at this point seems like an improvement over my current situation.

[Craig Arko]

57 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

This has been your Circusboy update.

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Painter is very impressive. If he breaks camp with the MLB team like my Phillies friends believe will happen, he will be the youngest pitcher to debut since Rick Porcello. 

My Philly friend is high on him too.

[wsnydes]

57 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

Also, as a golf and wine enthusiast, I need to find a golf course that also has an onsite winery...

 

...or a winery with an onsite golf course...

[Vanimal46]

Hmm. Interesting choice by Gordon there. 

[stringer bell]

Run Nick!

[stringer bell]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Run Nick!

On the pitcher, not the left fielder.

[Vanimal46]

A (Kyle) Farmer and (Andrew) Painter walk into a bar… Not sure what the punch line of that joke could be. @USAFChief? 

[Parfigliano]

Gordon miss Molitor's base running lessons?

[stringer bell]

Nice inning for Duran. 

[Vanimal46]

If you blinked you missed Duran’s inning of work 

[Mike Sixel]

1 hour ago, Vanimal46 said:

Spring training check in…

Are you in the best or worst shape of your life?

Is @Squirrelstill hibernating for the winter?

Is @wsnydesdrunk on his couch at 11:30 in the morning?

Is @Mike Sixelon a golf course or at a winery?

Is @John Bonnesthe next Tik Tok superstar?

Does @Richie the Rally Goat hibernate in the winter?

Did we win yet?

Trying to pick a laptop / chromebook....then top golf....then coaching HS golf. So, sort of, eventually. So. Dang. Cold here right now.

[Mike Sixel]

9 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Also, as a golf and wine enthusiast, I need to find a golf course that also has an onsite winery...

 

...or a winery with an onsite golf course...

The Reserve in the Portland area supposedly has a winery, but I've only golfed there. Also, Wine Valley in Walla Walla is surrounded by wineries, as are the two courses in Chelan, WA. 

[Vanimal46]

5 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Trying to pick a laptop / chromebook....then top golf....then coaching HS golf. So, sort of, eventually. So. Dang. Cold here right now.

That’s a new development! How did you get into coaching high school golf?

[Vanimal46]

I’m not sure stealing bases is going to be the team’s strength, y’all. 

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, Vanimal46 said:

That’s a new development! How did you get into coaching high school golf?

My coach needed an assistant to keep an eye on players. I'd guess all but 2-3 of the JV golfers are far better than me. We have a +3 and a +1 on the team (brothers), so a decent chance at state this year. Plus, I miss volunteering, and I get free lessons for a bit and a nice rain jacket.

[wsnydes]

6 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

The Reserve in the Portland area supposedly has a winery, but I've only golfed there. Also, Wine Valley in Walla Walla is surrounded by wineries, as are the two courses in Chelan, WA. 

I figured that you'd know of a such a place if they existing out in your neck of the woods.