Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 9/3/22 @ 6:15 pm CT

[h2oface]

I bet Kepler has dehydration issues..... just a guess, it has happened more than once before......

[h2oface]

3 minutes ago, AussieG said:

 

Garlick due for a grand slam anyway

Do I get Garlick now , too, as he is Kepler's replacement? Not so good against right-handers....... in fact.... pretty bad.

[AussieG]

Just now, h2oface said:

Do I get Garlick now , too, as he is Kepler's replacement?

Yes sir

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Actually if it’s not too late, I’d like to switch my no-hit spoiler to Urshela 

[h2oface]

Maybe we have to bunt into the shift in the 9th to destroy the no-hitter. That would really piss them off.

[h2oface]

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Actually if it’s not too late, I’d like to switch my no-hit spoiler to Urshela 

Sure! I mean, there are no rules. 

In fact, I want a running pick of the next batter, and amend the choice after each out......

[Beast]

This FOs ability to give away prospects for damaged goods is elite.

[AussieG]

Strike 3 call on Arraez? F...... Terrible call

[mrtwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Maybe we have to bunt into the shift in the 9th to destroy the no-hitter. That would really piss them off.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Just tuned in and saw all the Twins fans with slashed wrists lying on the floor. Guess things aren't going well. A late comment: Squirrel, that's not an office. You have to have at least six paper receipts, one unpaid bill, two stacks of stick-it notes, an extra pair of glasses that may or may not belong to you, a calculator that no longer works, a registration form that was due a month ago in order to validate my warranty, seven dust bunnies, a dozen empty file folders marked Top Secret and a used Kleenix (I blame the wife for that one - I just use my sleeve) all strewn randomly across your desktop, then you got yourself a real OFFICE.  Oh, and a magnifying glass in case I can't find my glasses.

[CRF]

4 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Actually if it’s not too late, I’d like to switch my no-hit spoiler to Urshela 

You got it.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, Beast said:

This FOs ability to give away prospects for damaged goods is elite.

Taylor Rogers wasn't a prospect.

[h2oface]

Cease is getting help after he started falling apart and walked his second batter. He has now had to face 1 more than the minimum. Now we get to him........

[Winston Smith]

6 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Sure! I mean, there are no rules. 

In fact, I want a running pick of the next batter, and amend the choice after each out......

So you didn't read the unwritten rules?

[CRF]

I'd like to see Cease get the no-no. Maybe that would be rock bottom for our boys. In other words...nowhere to go but up. 

[9moons27]

Cease looks like a Nazi.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, 9moons27 said:

Cease looks like a Nazi.

Noted; I disagree, and now we will move on.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Man this has all the feels of the real deal, no bull, no-hitter tonight 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

6 minutes ago, CRF said:

I'd like to see Cease get the no-no. Maybe that would be rock bottom for our boys. in other words...nowhere to go but up. 

Not sure how I feel about this, but I see your perspective on it

[Nine of twelve]

3 hours ago, Squirrel said:

Before and after moving my desk …

Looks like a TD event glass on the coaster there.

[Game7-91]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

Looks like a TD event glass on the coaster there.

Whats in the glass?

[Beast]

Announcers lambasting Baldelli on a national TV for pulling his best players.  Getting no-hit by your rival in a division race.

I’m ready for a house cleaning, top to bottom.  There’s something rotten in this organization.

[Game7-91]

Rays win, 2-1, O's winning big.....East may be way more interesting than ALC

[Game7-91]

1 minute ago, Beast said:

best players

Cant say I can find it in me to use superlatives for anyone on Twins roster tonight

[Nine of twelve]

1 minute ago, Beast said:

Announcers lambasting Baldelli on a national TV for pulling his best players.  Getting no-hit by your rival in a division race.

I’m ready for a house cleaning, top to bottom.  There’s something rotten in this organization.

I'll respectfully disagree. At this point, Baldelli should be thinking about the best way to win one of the next two games, tonight's and tomorrow's. It makes total sense to set the team up to do its best tomorrow. Going all-out to win tonight's game is throwing good money after bad.

[CRF]

3 minutes ago, Game7-91 said:

Rays win, 2-1, O's winning big.....East may be way more interesting than ALC

Wouldn't it be fan-friggin-tastic to see the Yanks blow the lead they had and lose the east? 

[TWTwinsFan]

This team a totally disaster

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Come on Urshela, this is your moment! Bring it home for Hosken!!!

Edited September 4, 2022 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[mrtwinsfan]

To bad twins are lousy tonight, great hearing Provus and  A.J. , Hey as long as Cleveland loses its only one game, Gonna make the rest of the way even crazier,  Our division winner might end up 81-81 at this rate,  We still got a chance, Last year we were what 20 games out right now,  Go twins

[AussieG]