Game Thread Twins vs Sox (Red) 6:40pm cdt 8/29/2022 ad

[jkcarew]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Leon hasn't had a .550 OPS since 2017.

 

Then he’s due!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

11 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Is salivating on his spreadsheet?

If so, i hope it is laminated, ot otherwise protected from moisture.

[USAFChief]

5 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Where have i heard of this Refsnyder fellow before...

Church league softball?

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

Then he’s due!

Did you know Sandy's a switch hitter?

It's true. He can't hit from both sides.

[h2oface]

3 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

Then he’s due!

 

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

So he's due!

2 dues!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

23 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

2 LOBsters. 

LOBsters rock. 

 

Wait... Those were ours?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, h2oface said:

 

2 dues!

Singing due... What did he?

[USAFChief]

Leon's been around, but didn't invest his salary.

Ended up staying with a friend in LA

 

[IndianaTwin]

A couple of days ago, Mrs. IT said to me, "Have you seen that new couple that moved in across the street? Every morning, I see them out on the porch when he leaves for work, and he gives her a great big kiss. Why don't you do that?" 

"Well," I said, "First of all, it's Saturday. And second, I don't even know her."

[USAFChief]

Heh. 3 inch ground ball. Lucky that wasn't a DP with Kepler not running.

[stocker08]

8 minutes ago, jkcarew said:

OBP going into tonight…

Kepler .327

Gordon .314

 

Those are season long numbers.  Fact is that Kepler has been trending DOWN since the beginning of the year....and has been absolutely brutal in the month of August.  Gordon is moving in the opposite direction.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

54 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You can't be serious.

(Thanks for not calling me Shirley)

[IndyTwinsFan]

Hope we do better with bases loaded and one out vs. bases loaded and none out.

Not confident, just hopeful.

[USAFChief]

Garlick missed a hanger.

Then watches strike 3.

Sigh 

 

[h2oface]

Two called strikes. Great job Garlick. And now he is in the outfield.

[h2oface]

Dodgers are having an Elton John Bobble Head. Weird.

[IndyTwinsFan]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Garlick missed a hanger.

Then watches strike 3.

Sigh 

 

Our gross incompetence in those situations rears its ugly head yet again.

[Vanimal46]

Cave slam right here. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Our gross incompetence in those situations rears its ugly head yet again.

Urshela?

 

i thought i saw "In Play, RUN(s)"....

[IndyTwinsFan]

Aaargh!

[USAFChief]

WHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

gio!

[h2oface]

Urshela sure comes up clutch, a bunch, and with bases loaded and runners running. EXCELLENT!

[Squirrel]

GIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[stocker08]

Urshela.....man.  Came through big there.  Great at bat.  Tough ball to hit.

[Aggies7]

Most clutch hit in a long time

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, IndyTwinsFan said:

Aaargh!

I take that back.  My scoring updates are a little slow.

[LVTwinsfan]

Just put the bat in the ball

[h2oface]

Tack 'em on now guys. Don't stop now.

[MMMordabito]

Urshela says "Exit Velocity that"