Game Thread: 8/10/22, Twins @ Los Angeles Dodgers, 10:10pm ET

[cHawk]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

How about a 150-foot moonshot into foul territory 

That works

[Aggies7]

“This lineup has just not clicked”

 

got to get up pretty early to get one by Richard Bremer 

[USAFChief]

BOUT ******* TIME

 

[cHawk]

There we go

[RpR]

Polanco redeems himself.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

There’s the moonshot …

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Polanco!!!!

As expected.

[Battle ur tail off]

Bout time Polanco that was the spark they needed. This pitcher isn’t very good I’ll be disappointed if we don’t have 5 or better runs on him. 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, cHawk said:

Of course we continue to do jack **** with RISP.

That aged well.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

There’s the moonshot …

Now for a moon chaser?

[USAFChief]

Kepler Oh-for-forever

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

That aged well.

 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

11 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Leading off innings by grounding into triple plays time after time will do that to your super advanced stats like that'un.

You jest, but it’s already possible now to ground into leadoff double plays … (extra innings)  

[USAFChief]

Trea Turner has 80 RBI.

Eighty.

Eight oh.

 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

You jest, but it’s already possible now to ground into leadoff double plays … (extra innings)  

I don't suppose that has extra impact on OPS (or OPS+), but it must have a comically negative effect on the Win Probability Added statistic.

[Parfigliano]

Nice half attempt at D

[USAFChief]

Oh c'mon, Polanco. FFS.

[RpR]

Polanco is now as bad at 2nd as he is at Short Stop.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hip, hip. Jorge?

[IndyTwinsFan]

Then Polo whiffs on a routine grounder.  Yikes!

[wabene]

Good inning for Gray to mow em down.

[RpR]

GEE, Polanco must thing you have be sitting on your buttocks to stop a stealer.

[wabene]

Love it!

[wabene]

Nice call ump!

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I don't suppose that has extra impact on OPS (or OPS+), but it must have a comically negative effect on the Win Probability Added statistic.

The what?

[Battle ur tail off]

Time to stack don’t let this guy off the hook. He’s ripe for a big inning 

[wabene]

Go Royals!!

[wabene]

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

The what?

The second base.

[cHawk]

LETS GO TWINS