Game Thread: Twins @ Blue Jays, 6/3/22, 6:07PM CDT (4:07PM PDT)

[MadHits]

BUCK YEAH!!!!! HE'S BACK

[mrtwinsfan]

Bucky !!!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Gonna bet it's Jax.

Now… agreed!

[USAFChief]

That's a welcome sight.

[rwilfong86]

Slump over?

[USAFChief]

Just now, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Now… agreed!

Don't think they'd have used Duran under any circumstances tonight. 

[stringer bell]

Hamilton for the ninth?

[PDX Twin]

Maybe Hamilton for a Twins debut without pressure?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Don't think they'd have used Duran under any circumstances tonight. 

Yeah, that was my initial thought. PDX got me second guessing myself

[Winston Smith]

When we thought the sky was falling we forgot that they have a roof.

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Canada gas less gravy than anywhere on earth??

 

Gonna need a link on that one, I'm afraid.

You'll need reading glasses before that link will be useful, I'm afraid. 

Also, I'm just going with what our esteemed thread opener has stated.  Who am I to question them?

[Puckett34]

Nine runs scored. Just as all have predicted 

[mrtwinsfan]

Rocco its  okay to use Duffey again,

[Puckett34]

15 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

"Canada has less gravity than anywhere else on Earth"

Note to self...if I want to lose weight, move to Canada.

Red Green Show taught me that.  You’re just gonna have to trust him

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Rocco its  okay to use Duffey again,

But perhaps not tonight... What would happen if the Twins sent Duffey back out for the 9th?

[mrtwinsfan]

Bigtime pressure on Berrios now tomm.

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, PDX Twin said:

But perhaps not tonight... What would happen if the Twins sent Duffey back out for the 9th?

was all Sarcastically meant

[rwilfong86]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Bigtime pressure on Berrios now tomm.

Hopefully they get to him early and often tomorrow  ?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 minute ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Rocco its  okay to use Duffey again,

In the same game?

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

Red Green Show taught me that.  You’re just gonna have to trust him

Who knew?

https://www.cntraveler.com/stories/2014-04-14/the-laurentide-ice-sheet-maphead

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

Red Green Show taught me that.  You’re just gonna have to trust him

If there's a more trustworthy bloke than Red Green, I'd love to meet them!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Alright Grif! Let’s finish this one out 1-2-3

[sampleSizeOfOne]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Canada gas less gravy than anywhere on earth??

 

Gonna need a link on that one, I'm afraid.

Yup. there gravy has no gas in it.

 

Other places carbonate their gravy making i fizzy.

 

Not Canada.

 

I think it has to do with maintaining Poutine standards...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Alright Grif! Let’s finish this one out 1-2-3

(Pssst... th judges would also accept 124 or 134, but it isn't desirable.

[nicksaviking]

Thinking if a AAAA vet like Chi Chi was only allowed to go 43 pitches, they might as well have given Canterino a whirl instead.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

[nicksaviking]

I was never a Jax fan but he’s really growing on me.

[Mill1634]

TWINS WIN!!!

This feels like a really odd thing to say in a random series in the middle of June, but I am really proud of this team/that performance. We just came off the worst stretch of the season, are in the midst of a ton of injuries, and are without key players because of a decision that they made, and have to face one of the best teams in the AL. What do they do? Come out and punch the Blue Jays right in the mouth and run away in a laugher in a game where they're starting a MiLB depth free agent signing, and get a total of 7 innings out of guys who weren't on the roster a week ago. 

Until tomorrow,

ENJOY YOUR CHICKEN!

[PDX Twin]

Well, we all saw that coming, right?????

[Puckett34]

15 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Canada gas less gravy than anywhere on earth??

 

Gonna need a link on that one, I'm afraid.

I was able to find this and several others.  Not sure if they are more or less reputable than Red Green:

https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/earth/geophysics/missing-gravity.htm