GAME THREAD: Twins @ Tigers (x2), 5/31/22, 12:10CT | 1:10ET & 6:10CT | 7:10ET

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

I think I like @Squirrel's pick better.

[Craig Arko]

12 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

At second base.

[Squirrel]

27 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

That seems decidedly Tiger-esque this season.

So, he'll throw a shutout?

Against the Twins? A no-hitter

[USAFChief]

31 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

So ... looking at the next game ... the Tigers' starter is 0-1, 20.75 ERA, 1 K ... 

Now you gone and done it...

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Against the Twins? A no-hitter

Ha!  I was willing to give them a little credit!

[CRF]

20 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

Kody Clemens is an infielder. I believe he's going to play 2nd tonight. 

[CRF]

20 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

Kody Clemens is an infielder. I believe he's going to play 2nd tonight. 

[Squirrel]

20 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

Not sure what you're looking at but this is what I see:

 

[CRF]

20 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

Kody Clemens is an infielder. I believe he's going to play 2nd tonight. 

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Now you gone and done it...

ooops ....

<turns in a circle three times, spits over both shoulders, does 10 burpees, and bangs head against wall>

That should counter it

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

Kody Clemens is an infielder. I believe he's going to play 2nd tonight. 

lol ... posting it 3 times for affect?

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

Kody Clemens is an infielder. I believe he's going to play 2nd tonight. 

What get traded or just the night off?

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

ooops ....

<turns in a circle three times, spits over both shoulders, does 10 burpees, and bangs head against wall>

That should counter it

We can only hope

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

lol ... posting it 3 times for affect?

I just figured that they were making sure that stringer got the message.

[CRF]

Just now, Squirrel said:

lol ... posting it 3 times for affect?

No, only once. Did it show up more than that? Can someone delete them?

[USAFChief]

Anybody know what position Roger Clemens' kid plays?

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Anybody know what position Roger Clemens' kid plays?

I know Who's on first

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Anybody know what position Roger Clemens' kid plays?

I hear he's pitching from second base.  I haven't found where that's legal in the rules yet.

[Squirrel]

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

 

And ... the lineups:

TWINS

1. Byron Buxton (R) DH
2. Luis Arraez (L) 1B
3. Kyle Garlick (R) LF
4. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B
5. Trevor Larnach (L) RF
6. Jose Miranda (R) 3B
7. Nick Gordon (L) CF
8. Ryan Jeffers (R) C
9. Jermaine Palacios (R) SS

TIGERS

1. Willi Castro (S) CF
2. Jonathan Schoop (R) DH
3. Harold Castro (L) LF
4. Javier Baez (R) SS
5. Spencer Torkelson (R) 1B
6. Kody Clemens (L) 2B
7. Jeimer Candelario (S) 3B
8. Daz Cameron (R) RF
9. Tucker Barnhart (S) C

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, CRF said:

No, only once. Did it show up more than that? Can someone delete them?

But then we'd have to delete all of the comments commenting on them!  You don't want that, do you?

[CRF]

Buxton is playing two games on the same day? How could he possibly pull that one off?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

I hear he's pitching from second base.  I haven't found where that's legal in the rules yet.

BALK!!

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

Buxton is playing two games on the same day? How could he possibly pull that one off?

It may be dangerous to use "Buxton" and "pull" in the same sentence.

[CRF]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

But then we'd have to delete all of the comments commenting on them!  You don't want that, do you?

I suppose not. Not sure why it showed up 3 times though. Honestly, I only did it one time. Oh well...

[wsnydes]

Just now, CRF said:

I suppose not. Not sure why it showed up 3 times though. Honestly, I only did it one time. Oh well...

It happens sometimes.  Own it and enjoy the fun that comes from it!

[aTwinsFanInMaryland]

32 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Nope. It’s going to be Roger Clemens’ son, making his major league debut. 

I believe Roger’s son isn’t a pitcher. He is making his debut though.

[CRF]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

It happens sometimes.  Own it and enjoy the fun that comes from it!

I will. Consider it owned.

[shortround81]

8 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

But then we'd have to delete all of the comments commenting on them!  You don't want that, do you?

No

[stringer bell]

12 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Anybody know what position Roger Clemens' kid plays?

I obviously do not. 

[Squirrel]

10 minutes ago, CRF said:

Buxton is playing two games on the same day? How could he possibly pull that one off?

One in the field, one as DH ... because who else?