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Game Thread Twins @ Athletics 5/16/22 8:40 PM CDT


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  On 5/17/2022 at 2:48 AM, Muppet said:

Is Dane’s Dairy still there? I’d figure it was a Menards by now. Kalona. They have good pickles there too. 

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Still there. Does nature have a more perfect food than a Dane’s chocolate cone? I’ll be partaking within 48 hours.

And Golden Delight donuts? So, I was told that one of the locals went to the doc and complained of this insatiable urge to drive there every day (but Sunday, of course). Doc says, “I know what’s going on. You’re suffering from the Kalonavirus.”

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  On 5/17/2022 at 2:20 AM, IndianaTwin said:

My mom constantly made a rhubarb custard meringue. She is an awesome cook, second-best in the world, actually,* but I just couldn’t dig it. Got me soured on all things rhubarb.

Then this lady at church made a rhubarb crisp. Oh my, was I so wrong.

 

*My wife has taken Mom’s pumpkin pie recipe to a whole new level. Sorry, what’s been happening in the game? I lost all focus while thinking about the pie.

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Pumpkin Pie Lol GIF by Justin Gammon

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  On 5/17/2022 at 3:11 AM, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Pumpkin Pie Lol GIF by Justin Gammon

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A little more whipped cream, but yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Actually, “pumpkin” is a misnomer. Mom used squash, and I’ve convinced Mrs. IT to do the same. I’ve no idea why we’ve never called it “squash pie” — there’s not a lick of pumpkin in it. 

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  On 5/17/2022 at 3:28 AM, RpR said:

My view has zip to do with Urshela's batting.

Your point is?

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That he could hit .000 and still have significant value on defense.  According to you defense is more important. When Lewis hit his grand salami your focus was on his 9th inning error and how he needs to go back down. That's my point

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  On 5/17/2022 at 3:54 AM, Schmoeman5 said:

That he could hit .000 and still have significant value on defense.  According to you defense is more important. When Lewis hit his grand salami your focus was on his 9th inning error and how he needs to go back down. That's my point

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Which has nothing to do with this game and Urshela's swinging at gopher balls.

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