Game Thread: Guardians @ Twins 7:10 5/13/21

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Richie the Rally Goat said:

i was WAAY wrong!

Guar

[Mill1634]

Say it with me Rocco:

[RickOShea]

Guardians?  Is that some insurance company based out of Cleveland?

[wsnydes]

Now, the objective on defense is to NOT give those runs right back.  Is that clear?

[CRF]

They should have renamed the team Spiders. That's what the locals wanted. Imagine all the cool logo's and designs they could have come up with for that. Much better than Guardians, 

[Schmoeman5]

6 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Guardians?  Is that some insurance company based out of Cleveland?

No its 2 statues guarding oz or middle earth. Not sure

[snotboogie]

1 minute ago, Schmoeman5 said:

No its 2 statues guarding oz or middle earth. Not sure

Guarding the river that caught on fire?

[RickOShea]

Just now, CRF said:

They should have renamed the team Spiders. That's what the locals wanted. Imagine all the cool logo's and designs they could have come up with for that. Much better than Guardians, 

Yeas, and half the population wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the logos and being on halluinogenens

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Yeas, and half the population wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the logos and being on halluinogenens

please.........

[Squirrel]

8 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Yeas, and half the population wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the logos and being on halluinogenens

Talk about being on hallucinogens ... 

[glunn]

18 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Now, do we let this schmuck off the hook> Or, can we keep putting a run up on the board, here and there?

Need to pound him into oblivion then use up Cleveland's entire bullpen then at least 3 of their position players.

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, glunn said:

Need to pound him into oblivion then use up Cleveland's entire bullpen then at least 3 of their position players.

I'd settle for getting to the bottom of the third with lead. Some of those pitches were not even in the Gray area.

[Danchat]

Oh boy, I looked away and now they've got the bases loaded and nobody out... do we have them where we want them? Or is that only with the Twins?

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Talk about being on hallucinogens ... 

Scotch would surely never betray me that way.  Just sayinin.

[USAFChief]

FFS. Get the absolute minimum possible out of the bottom of the first, then create a Cleveland rally.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Danchat said:

Oh boy, I looked away and now they've got the bases loaded and nobody out... do we have them where we want them? Or is that only with the Twins?

Yes.

[glunn]

No more walks tonight or ever.

[snotboogie]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Scotch would surely never betray me that way.  Just sayinin.

Nor gin.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

FFS. Get the absolute minimum possible out of the bottom of the first, then create a Cleveland rally.

It's ok.  Walks never haunt.?

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Scotch would surely never betray me that way.  Just sayinin.

nooope

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[CRF]

Gray grunts like a tennis pro!

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

nooope

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[USAFChief]

Coming out of this half inning up 2-1 is about the best possible outcome you could hope for.

[Danchat]

Could have been a lot worse...

[PDX Twin]

That third strike was a thing of beauty. Where was that command earlier in the inning?

[wsnydes]

I knew Gray had things under control.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, CRF said:

Gray grunts like a tennis pro!

Like Mrs Chief when she's swingin' a fryin' pan at my head!

[snotboogie]

With no one on base Sonny looks like he wants to work fast and get out of the inning. With men on, he looks like Nathan Thurm.

[stringer bell]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Like Mrs Chief when she's swingin' a fryin' pan at my head!

Well, it's settled. The Twins will score two runs tonight unless they hit more solo homers. Will that be enough?

[Winston Smith]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

Well, it's settled. The Twins will score two runs tonight unless they hit more solo homers. Will that be enough?

Maybe they should try Mrs. Chefs fryin' pan.