GAME THREAD: Astros v Twins, 5/11 @ 6:40 PM CT, resuming 5/12 @ 12:10pm

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Stephen Colbert is a shady b**** . . . and I LOVE IT!

Story is Getting old, Colbert must be desperate for material, rarely funny anyway

[Schmoeman5]

Game and 2/3

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Story is Getting old, Colbert must be desperate for material, rarely funny anyway

D'okay

[LVTwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

D'okay

One of those cheaters is on our team now, seems hypocritical to keep calling out Altuve at this point

[shortround81]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

One of those cheaters is on our team now, seems hypocritical to keep calling out Altuve at this point

It was just a repost of a joke. Lighten up, Francis

[Schmoeman5]

The Houston trash can is old too, but it still brings a chuckle

[LVTwinsfan]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

It was just a repost of a joke. Lighten up, Francis

Just calling it like I see it, I’m fine. Thanks for your concern 

[shortround81]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Just calling it like I see it, I’m fine. Thanks for your concern 

You're welcome

[Mill1634]

What a first two innings for cano! Perhaps the twins should give shots to guys who have good numbers on the minors before recycling through guys who we know are ineffective already. 

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, Schmoeman5 said:

The Houston trash can is old too, but it still brings a chuckle

Agreed!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

What i miss?

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

What i miss?

Old jokes that aren't apparently funny anymore

[Schmoeman5]

So far so good for Cano. Some swing and misses and weak contact. Roll on

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Celestino!!

 

(i think)

[LVTwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Old jokes that aren't apparently funny anymore

So nothing then

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

So nothing then

I think there have been some gems in this thread

[Schmoeman5]

Just now, shortround81 said:

I think there have been some gems in this thread

?

[LVTwinsfan]

Just now, shortround81 said:

I think there have been some gems in this thread

Not today

[Unwinder]

3 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

What a first two innings for cano! Perhaps the twins should give shots to guys who have good numbers on the minors before recycling through guys who we know are ineffective already. 

He certainly doesn't seem too interested in wasting a lot of time out there.

[Mill1634]

PLEASE put Royce in motion. We aren’t going to win this game by sitting on our hands. 

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Not today

Just calling it like I see it

[USAFChief]

8 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Old jokes that aren't apparently funny anymore

Hey!

[Mill1634]

1 minute ago, Unwinder said:

He certainly doesn't seem too interested in wasting a lot of time out there.

I’ve noticed that with a lot of the younger pitchers. I think the pitch clock in the minors has had an impact on these guys. 

[Schmoeman5]

Keep chipping away 

[Musk21]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Not today

[LVTwinsfan]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Just calling it like I see it

I know you need the last word so go for it, then let’s stop this nonsense

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Hey!

Old JOKES, not old GUYS!  

You're still funny, Chief!

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Hey!

Your humor is evergreen, Chief!

[shortround81]

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

I know you need the last word so go for it, then let’s stop this nonsense

No

[USAFChief]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Old JOKES, not old GUYS!  

You're still funny, Chief...but looks aren't everything!

 

FTFY