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GAME THREAD: Astros v Twins, 5/11 @ 6:40 PM CT, resuming 5/12 @ 12:10pm

Mill1634

By Mill1634
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I'm going to put this message up every game thread until all May dates have been spoken for! :) We still have 4 dates open in May and are looking for starters ... who will the takers be? @Buffy the Twins Fan? @PDX Twin? @Vanimal46? @ashbury? Just do it! Contact stringer bell today! :) Go Twins! (If I didn't call your name today, I'll get you in tomorrow ... until all dates have been spoken for.)

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USAFChief Cooperstown

USAFChief

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2 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

I’m a bogey golfer and couldn’t break 90 today. The putter was not my friend. 

Once in a while every putter needs a good talking to. Occasionally even to be windmilled into the next fairway. They get uppity otherwise. 

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wsnydes St Paul Saints

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Just now, USAFChief said:

Once in a while every putter needs a good talking to. Occasionally even to be windmilled into the next fairway. They get uppity otherwise. 

I threatened to bench mine.  But it knew that it was the only putter in my stable, so it had leverage on me.

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shortround81 First Round Pick

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1 minute ago, Unwinder said:

 

I miss when these blowout losses at least included a funny guy to watch.

I went the game where La Tortuga first pitched because of a blowout loss. The section I was sitting in had a ton of youth soccer players from Mexico. They were having the time of their lives. Singing. Cheering. Made it on the Jumbotron. It was like sitting a section full of Dani Rojases (Ted Lasso fans, amIright?)

The best part was at the end of the game where the coaches pulled out giant garbage bags and had the kids clean up their area. It was the funnest, worst loss I'd been to.

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ashbury Cooperstown

ashbury

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2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

What do we do with the basses loaded?

Depends on which Beethoven symphony is being performed and whether it's the fourth movement.  If it's the bottom of the Ninth...

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Tlaker College Ball

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6 minutes ago, ashbury said:

We're gonna need Chief to offer a translation of this super-sekrit code language.

/edit - ninja'd by a few seconds

Astudillo's hair flowed like that when he simply walked to the water cooler.

Or the buffet table?

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ashbury Cooperstown

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8 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Astudillo's hair flowed like that when he simply walked to the water cooler.

1 minute ago, Tlaker said:

Or the buffet table?

Willians never once has walked to a buffet table.

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ashbury Cooperstown

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2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

If it's "a few seconds," neither of us are doing this ninja thing very well any more.

Add it to the list of other things I don't do well anymore

never did well

ah, f it.

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ashbury Cooperstown

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4 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Yaaaaaassssss a position player on the mound. Let's see if we can find something to get mad at Houston about.

"87.8 MPH four seam fastball"

Better than I expected.  The 67.8 MPH change up sets it up nicely, I am sure.

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USAFChief Cooperstown

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1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Add it to the list of other things I don't do well anymore

never did well

ah, f it.

I believe "the list of things I can't do any more" is my bigger concern these days.

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