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Game Thread: Twins @ Rays, 5/1/2022 @ 12:10 CT

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1 minute ago, alexthegreat said:

Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Who's telling jokes?

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3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Who's telling jokes?

we all are

I wonder if the game of musical chairs will be standard for outfielders all season.

1 minute ago, RpR said:

I wonder if the game of musical chairs will be standard for outfielders all season.

maybe

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4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

@wsnydes, lasagna is great for leftovers … just sayin’

Definitely is.  I'll need more wine though...

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Definitely is.  I'll need more wine though...

Here you go … after you’ve let it sit for a bit ..l

 

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I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5. First person to guess it gets this plate of cookies.

Just now, Squirrel said:

Here you go … after you’ve let it sit for a bit ..l

 

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That’s not wine, that’s grape juice

Just now, alexthegreat said:

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I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5. First person to guess it gets either this plate of cookies.

Threeve

Just now, snotboogie said:

Threeve

That isn’t a number between 1 and 5

Just now, alexthegreat said:

That’s not wine, that’s grape juice

Eh, tomato, tomato …

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1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Here you go … after you’ve let it sit for a bit ..l

 

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I don't think the leftovers will last long enough to make this useful!

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1 minute ago, alexthegreat said:

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I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5. First person to guess it gets this plate of cookies.

6

3 minutes ago, RpR said:

I wonder if the game of musical chairs will be standard for outfielders all season.

Well, if he’s not injured badly, Garlick looks like a lefty masher who should always be in the lineup somewhere when there’s a lefty on the mound for the opponents. Kepler is hitting right now, so he’s earned regular status and as long as Buxton is health, he’s got center. Larnach has so far aquitted himself satisfactorily, leaving not much room unless someone gets injured. 

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

6

That’s not a number between 1 and 5

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Eh, tomato, tomato …

One has alcoholic content and one doesn’t

14 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?

Yes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell jokes.

2 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

That’s not a number between 1 and 5

It is on my license plate.

4 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

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I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 5. First person to guess it gets this plate of cookies.

 

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Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Yes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tell jokes.

I have a joke:

 

 

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2 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

One has alcoholic content and one doesn’t

I said to give it time …

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3 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

That’s not a number between 1 and 5

I'm a professional estimator, it's close enough.

5 minutes ago, alexthegreat said:

That isn’t a number between 1 and 5

 

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1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

I said to give it time …

What if I wait too long and it turns into vinegar?

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