GAME THREAD: Minnesota Twins vs. Tampa Bay Rays, 04/30/2022 @ 4:10 PM EST

[snotboogie]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Who the **** has a reliever named "Rally" on their team!??! Stupid!!!

Just nickname him "Killer."

[MMMordabito]

Hey, Thielbar!! Here's a chance to get your ERA under 25! Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Because you asked, the lasagna was excellent!

I can vouch lol

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Because you asked, the lasagna was excellent!

We like ourselves quite a lot, don't we?

[wsnydes]

Just now, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

I can vouch lol

I left a Cosmo on the counter that was empty next time I was in the kitchen.  I hope you enjoyed it.  

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

We like ourselves quite a lot, don't we?

No, just the lasagna.

 

And the wine pairing.  But who's counting?

[Squirrel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

No, just the lasagna.

 

And the wine pairing.  But who's counting?

What is the wine?

[USAFChief]

Winnah.

[Mill1634]

TWINS WIN!

I didn't see this one coming. Shane locked down the Twins lineup, but Garlick made him pay. He crushes lefties. If you see him in the lineup, it's because a lefty is pitching. He's great at what he does. Correa is hot. The defense is good. The bullpen was fantastic. Archer did what he needed to do despite not having great command. A chance to take a series from the Rays in Tampa is always great.

Until tomorrow,

Enjoy your chicken!

[Squirrel]

Wow ... Thielbar ... 3 K's ...

And it's chicken tonight!

[snotboogie]

Just now, Squirrel said:

What is the wine?

"You never take me anywhere, anymore....."

[SwainZag]

Dat bullpen.

5 IP, 2H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 7 K.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

What is the wine?

Chianti.

No fava beans were harmed.

[USAFChief]

Just now, Squirrel said:

What is the wine?

It's an alcoholic beverage made from grapes.  But that's not important right now. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, snotboogie said:

"You never take me anywhere, anymore....."

Winner.

[wsnydes]

I just ate, no room for chicken.  What's the protocol here?

[operation mindcrime]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Chianti.

No fava beans were harmed.

I read your your comment in Hannibal Lecter's voice!

[gil4]

11 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Because you asked, the lasagna was excellent!

Have it with a side of chicken tonight.  

[snotboogie]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I just ate, no room for chicken.  What's the protocol here?

Breakfast.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

New winning streak started!

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, operation mindcrime said:

I read your your comment in Hannibal Lecter's voice!

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 minute ago, gil4 said:

Have it with a side of chicken tonight.  

Chicken parmigiana…. Mmmmm

[wsnydes]

Just now, snotboogie said:

Breakfast.

That's good thinking.  I like that!

[Squirrel]

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I just ate, no room for chicken.  What's the protocol here?

Um ... wasn't there something the Romans did in that situation?

[gil4]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I just ate, no room for chicken.  What's the protocol here?

There was a Cheers episode where Norm had just come from his favorite buffet place. 

Woody: Got room for a beer, Mr. P.?

Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.

That's the protocol.

[snotboogie]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

That's good thinking.  I like that!

Chicken and waffles.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Um ... wasn't there something the Romans did in that situation?

Cross the Rubicon?

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 minute ago, snotboogie said:

Chicken and waffles.

Eggs

[snotboogie]

Just now, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Eggs

Chicken lite.

[wsnydes]

Just now, Richie the Rally Goat said:

Eggs

I'm confused.  Chicken eggs and waffles or chickens waffles and eggs?