At least Mauer is getting the job done -- we need at least one run here.

Look at Joe getting around on something. Atta boy

Lemme guess, your uncle died in a skydiving accident. My apologies. If only I could find that delete button...

 

Died of a direct impact to his cranium from a KC moonshot, actually. Just one of nearly 2 dozen brave Americans to suffer the affliction.

 

Every. Year.

Doe-Mitt... And we are tied...

OK, Doumit has temporarily silenced his critics. Now let's bat around.

Attaway Doomsie.

This game is on pace to be a tie.

 

 

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I logged on just to say I was present when the Oswaldo Arcia HOF era began.

Anyone know what number Arcia actually is supposed to be?

Just like I thought, HOF!

I logged on just to say I was present when the Oswaldo Arcia HOF era began.

 

Let's hope that you are correct.

Hey Hey... Can we keep him... Or is one at bat a small sample size.

Arcia > All

This game is on pace to be a tie.

 

Small sample size. Get back to us after the third inning and we'll look at it again.

Already better than Hicks.

So long til next AB!

Good for you rook - nice first AB right there.

 

Also, when is the last time Mauer turned on a ball like that to right center? That's a homerun 99% of the time, was almost surprised seeing it.

Arcia made that look easy?

Nice work Arciasie

Is anyone posting to the Fun With Numbers thread to extrapolate on Oswaldo's future?

C'mon Florinator!

Who has more hits by the end of the Angels series--Arcia or Hicks?

who has more hits by the end of [tonight] --arcia or hicks?

 

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Is anyone posting to the Fun With Numbers thread to extrapolate on Oswaldo's future?

 

Arcia is batting 1000 for his career. That is the 2nd highest career batting average of all time.

While I did predict three hits for Harris, I would love to see him take a called third.

Who was making fun of Harris pre game? Take your responsibility for what just happened!

That fills a spot on Twins Bingo, I think.

Who has more hits by the end of the fifth inning --Arcia or Hicks?

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Having Brendan Harris would make the Twins better.

A horse went into a bar and the bartender asked, “Hey buddy, why the long face?” “Correia’s pitching to Harris,” the horse replied. (Stolen from Riverbrian)