we're going to need a team ERA of 0.99 to have a winning record this year.

Winnah!

1 minute ago, Muppet said:

Why does this win feel like a loss? 

It doesn't.

Now.

1 hour ago, ashbury said:

Wasting opportunities though.  Royals are schooling us on "we're only down 1-0, at home."

My pick to click: Pagan gets the ninth and coughs up the lead.

Sorry to be a Negative Nelly there.  Just got that feeling.

Next time you get that feeling take some pepto bismol

3 hit shut out.

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

Just now, LVTwinsfan said:

Next time you get that feeling take some pepto bismol

MORE than happy to turn out wrong!

joe ryan gives me hope for the future. get on the FO all you want but that was a massive haul for a guy we were losing anyway

Just now, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

Only way I can watch the Twins is on my work computer actually. 

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

i'm taking an extended break

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

Unlimited PTO

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

I've been on zoom meetings all day. I just put the game up on the same screen as my camera and it makes it look like I'm paying attention. 

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

I've been multitasking during meetings

I'm a virtual concession vendor.

That’s a good win for Twins pitching staff, Ryan was great, but the bullpen showed up too, they needed that. And timely defense against a team that thinks it can run at will on the Twins, that attitude cost them today

1 minute ago, Muppet said:

I've been on zoom meetings all day. I just put the game up on the same screen as my camera and it makes it look like I'm paying attention. 

me too!

5 minutes ago, Muppet said:

I've been on zoom meetings all day. I just put the game up on the same screen as my camera and it makes it look like I'm paying attention. 

But what does everyone think you're reacting to when you start swearing and throwing calculators and staplers when Sano strikes out?

13 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

Recently retired and looking for things to do!

4 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

But what does everyone think you're reacting to when you start swearing and throwing calculators and staplers when Sano strikes out?

That's how it looks like I'm paying attention. 

4 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

Recently retired and looking for things to do!

Golf or hike with me? Not that I'd drink this early, of course...

Dr. Smith pitched another excellent game.

They need a player named Will Robinson because then Sano could come waling out waving his arms shouting: Danger Will Robinson - Danger Will Robinson, he looks the part.

34 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

Golf or hike with me? Not that I'd drink this early, of course...

Possible, though my knees limit my hiking range these days and I haven't been to a golf course in 30 years (despite living a few blocks from one). It would be fun to get together. Are there any more Portlanders out there?

1 hour ago, Mike Sixel said:

Golf or hike with me? Not that I'd drink this early, of course...

How about a Hops (or Pickles) game once that gets started?

2 hours ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

I was at work...

2 hours ago, ashbury said:

That's big.

it's not small?

duplicate post. And i don't see a delete option. but if i can come up with something new and pithy, i can say that instead...

 

um... pithy... Mmmm honeycombs!

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that's what i said.

15 hours ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

With Buxton back, I bet the Twins will be able to score one run instead of zero.

This seems like you cheated.

12 hours ago, Squirrel said:

wow ... 11 pages on a daytime game thread ... do none of you work?

I do,  That's why I am posting at 4 in the morning.