Back to the music theme...

Skynyrd nailed it with That Smell.

9 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

I once participated in a cake walk--I did not win a cake.  As such, I hope today is indeed not a cake walk for the Twins.

I blame Piranha.

Robbie Ray sounds like myself after eating Taco Bell. 

More broken bats than hits. Surprisingly no Ks for the Twins. Of course, the bottom half of the order is when there the K percentages are really high, especially against a lefty.

12 minutes ago, Sconnie said:

Audacy has CCO live - I have in on Apple music

What is CCO?  I'm not the most with it.  I have Apple Music but not what the hell I'm doing.  

1 minute ago, Mill1634 said:

Robbie Ray sounds like myself after eating Taco Bell. 

Ditto. Like, 4 hours after.

If it makes anyone feel any better, Frankie Montas getting lit up in Philly today.

19 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Whew, checked into my hotel room in Walker MN five minutes ago!

Why are you up there??? I went to camp nearby there.

 

4 minutes ago, umterp23 said:

What is CCO?  I'm not the most with it.  I have Apple Music but not what the hell I'm doing.  

WCCO radio  -- the Twins mothership, 830 AM.

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Why are you up there??? I went to camp nearby there.

Wife has a work event thing here over the weekend.

1 minute ago, PseudoSABR said:

 

Seems like this is our best path to the AL Central crown

 

Step one; tread water until the ChiSox have to put their entire 26 man roster on the IL.

 

Step two, profit.

22 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Whew, checked into my hotel room in Walker MN five minutes ago!

If you care about me at all, please go to Jimmy's Cafe and order the eggs benedict! 

13 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Are we sure it was a good idea to give Ryan the Opening Day nod?

I'm pretty sure it was mostly just due to the schedule of abbreviated spring training trying to get everyone ready,  Basically he was the one lined up to start.

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

If you care about me at all, please go to Jimmy's Cafe and order the eggs benedict! 

You had me at "eggs benedict". I didn't read the rest, though.

Tigers come from 2 down in the 9th to beat the Sox

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

You had me at "eggs benedict". I didn't read the rest, though.

Not the first time a man has typed that to me. ?

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Wife has a work event thing here over the weekend.

If it's over the weekend, does it still count as a work event?  Shouldn't it be more like Mandatory Non-mandatory Corporately-planned Appropriate Amount of Diversion Occurrence (MNCAADO for short, or Mancado).

Twins looking very crisp.  Good loft on fly balls and medium speed ground balls.

3 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

If it's over the weekend, does it still count as a work event?  Shouldn't it be more like Mandatory Non-mandatory Corporately-planned Appropriate Amount of Diversion Occurrence (MNCAADO for short, or Mancado).

Well, she's a partner at a law firm so she technically owns part of the business, which means she does not have that thing called "personal, free time".

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Well, she's a partner at a law firm so she technically owns part of the business, which means she does not have that thing called "personal, free time".

Ah, so your wife is the one who imposed the MNCAADO!  And lucky you, you get to be Mr. MNCAADO!

Just now, Cap'n Piranha said:

Ah, so your wife is the one who imposed the MNCAADO!  And lucky you, you get to be Mr. MNCAADO!

Hey, who doesn't want to be in Walker, MN in early April when there's still six inches of snow on the ground? I mean, this is basically Jamaica IMO.

Seems like the game is putting some posters to sleep.

10 minutes ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Seems like this is our best path to the AL Central crown

 

Step one; tread water until the ChiSox have to put their entire 26 man roster on the IL.

 

Step two, profit.

45 minutes ago, MandM said:

Would you say, the best shape of his life?

Spring training is over. You're not allowed to use that phrase until next spring.

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Hey, who doesn't want to be in Walker, MN in early April when there's still six inches of snow on the ground? I mean, this is basically Jamaica IMO.

I wouldn't mind a little variance in the weather.  My a/c has already run several times in '22.

Just now, diehardtwinsfan said:

Spring training is over. You're not allowed to use that phrase until next spring.

Yeah, we were poor growing up. I had this cheap little hand held calculator with a broken multiplication key.

 

Yup...

 

 

wait for it

 

 

...times were hard.

Ryan is really battling it. 

Ryan hasn't been sharp with his command. He hasn't left many in the middle except the one to Haniger.