Well, many of us were wondering how long it would take for this team to start playing unwatchable baseball.

 

I guess we're at that point.

 

Baby steps - it's all relative, and the first week was pretty good.

 

Maybe next year we'll get two good weeks before they fall apart.

 

The year after that, three...

Harvey can throw a little.

I've got a call - Hammer ends the no-hit bid here.

I've got a call - Hammer ends the no-hit bid here.

 

Close!

I've got a call - Hammer ends the no-hit bid here.

 

Pre-Mature... By a hair.

Parmelee's defense continues to be a pleasant surprise.

Glunn... You Jinxed us. Look what happened... You and your 72 degrees all the time.

 

I'm sorry. This loss in 100% on me.

I'm sorry. This loss in 100% on me.

 

I hope Gardy isn't too tough on you in the post-game interview.

I hope Gardy isn't too tough on you in the post-game interview.

 

I deserve whatever he says. If it's any consolation, it's only 65 degrees and cloudy here today.

I deserve whatever he says. If it's any consolation, it's only 65 degrees and cloudy here today.

No, but thanks for trying.

All joking aside, this is another one that belongs on the heads of the batters.

 

One bad inning from Diamond aside, the pitching has done the job. Neither Diamond nor the bullpen lost this.

Too bad they took Harvey out when he was absolutely dominating.

Glunn... shhhh... Don't say anything about what's happening in the... You know... Ninth.

Wait, do we almost have a ball game here?

All joking aside, this is another one that belongs on the heads of the batters.

 

One bad inning from Diamond aside, the pitching has done the job. Neither Diamond nor the bullpen lost this.

 

To be fair... Harvey is legit.

Isn't there a law against taking a pitch right down the middle for a 3rd called strike to end the game?

 

What's the penalty for that?

Not good AB's by Morneau or Doumit there.

Gardy, snapping at a reporter in PG about moving Hicksie down in the order:

 

"We'll let you know when we're going to do that so you don't have to keep asking every day".

 

At least he managed to avoid dropping the F bomb between "every" and "day".

Edited April 13, 201313 yr by LaBombo

All joking aside, this is another one that belongs on the heads of the batters.

 

One bad inning from Diamond aside, the pitching has done the job. Neither Diamond nor the bullpen lost this.

 

That provides meaningful consolation. Let's hope that the offense picks up tomorrow.

Home field advantage is left in the dome.

Glunn... shhhh... Don't say anything about what's happening in the... You know... Ninth.

 

I did my part-- was on the phone during the 9th.

It looks like Diamond ran out of gas after 4. Maybe next time, he can get to 6. He'll be fine.

Did someone say joke?

 

Kid is being interviewed by the divorce court judge. "Do you want to live with your mommy?" "No, she hits me every day." The judge is taken aback. "Oh my. Do you want to live with your daddy?" "No, he hits me every day too." "Wow. Then, who do you want to live with?" "I want to live with the Minnesota Twins starting lineup. They don't hit anybody."

I respectfully disagree. I think you may have been trying to be humorous, but this is nothing to joke about.

Parmelee's defense continues to be a pleasant surprise.

 

People once described Parm's RF defense as Delmonesque, I think he's on the brink of easily surpassing the Kubelesque standard. That, how Diamond did and Morneau's first dinger were the only things remotely interesting today. I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to be a long, hard slog to make all my game commitments this year .

People once described Parm's RF defense as Delmonesque, I think he's on the brink of easily surpassing the Kubelesque standard. That, how Diamond did and Morneau's first dinger were the only things remotely interesting today. I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to be a long, hard slog to make all my game commitments this year .

+1 on all counts. And Parm has had few enough reps in right, especially in the last 3 years and in Target Field, that his defense there should have more room for improvement than most guys of his age and experience level.

Finally! People accepting that Parmalee isn't some sea lion in the OF.

I respectfully disagree. I think you may have been trying to be humorous, but this is nothing to joke about.

 

Judgement call, as I was recycling a very old sports joke, but I took it down shortly after you commented. If it hurt your eyes so much, you'd probably edit or remove your own response now.

Judgement call, as I was recycling a very old sports joke, but I took it down shortly after you commented. If it hurt your eyes so much, you'd probably edit or remove your own response now.

 

I got a real good laugh out of it, so did my father when I told it to him. We don't need to take ourselves so ****ing seriously every minute of every day.

 

I don't think you should have deleted your post.