Article: Series Preview: Twins vs Mets, 4/12

[ashbury]

So...how bout that 14 yr old at the Masters!

 

Wonder if the skills with the pitching wedge translate.

[Halsey Hall]

Brandy for my coffee, please.......

[mikeee]

Is it time to boo yet?

[VATwinsFan]

Well, I think that pretty much finishes that.

 

Out to walk the dog.

 

Woof.

[Willihammer]

Gardy really has a knack for reverse-platooning the hottest hitters in baseball.

 

edit: forgot Robertson was lefthanded. Tyler, we barely knew ye

[LaBombo]

Is it halftime yet?

 

Also, Bert was muttering something about snow removal. Let me guess, fans paid 15 dollars to shovel, right?

[Riverbrian]

Heroin for my Brandy please.

[jokin]

Gardy really has a knack for reverse-platooning the hottest hitters in baseball

 

Just gifted that way...

[LaBombo]

Is it time to poo yet?

ftfy, and yes, for both people and dogs.

[Halsey Hall]

The kid made the cut inspite of some moron!

[jokin]

Heroin for my Brandy please.

 

Is it too late to punt yet, RB?

[Willihammer]

Belly up boys, these innings aren't going to eat themselves!

[one_eyed_jack]

Speaking from Section 211, right now you and Glunn are on my "need ban-nation for taunting" list (Is that one of the TD rules yet?).

 

---But at least you get free coffee and hot chocolate!

[Riverbrian]

Is it too late to punt yet, RB?

 

Haven't you ever seen an 8 run comeback?

[Guest USAFChief]

Press release just out from the crack Twins PR staff: "Dear fans, we apologize for the kerfuffle earlier this week regarding allowing fans to attend batting practice. As our way of trying to make it up to our great fans, we are scheduling visiting BP an hour and a half late Friday. ALL ticketed fans are welcome to watch the National League's New York Mets, with such stars as Lucas Duda, Ike Davis, and Jordany Valespin, while simultaneously meeting your all new, 2013 Twins pitching staff." Internal Staffing Note: press release not vetted by DSP - make sure you run it past him prior to release.

[glunn]

Awright, another run in and the bases loaded, this Hrbek avatar isn't getting the job done. I'm bringing in the lefty in long-relief. Tried her as a starter and as a closer, maybe this is the role she's suited for.

 

/ lefty, as in leftshoulder tan-line

 

I think her main role may be to reduce the pain of the Twins getting pummeled.

[Badsmerf]

Greatest come-back ever coming up.

[LaBombo]

Greatest come-back ever coming up.

Yes, but only if they make plenty of productive outs to move runners over.

[Bojangles]

Is it time to boo yet?

yeah. That'll show em.

[one_eyed_jack]

Greatest come-back ever coming up.

 

---I will run down Nicollet Mall at midnight wearing nothing but a Homer Hanky and singing "We're Gonna Win Twins" at the top of my lungs if we come back and win this game.

[Riverbrian]

Hicks stung one... My hat is gonna hang on that for a minute or two.

[Guest USAFChief]

Hicksie can't catch a break.

[Trev44]

This game is Sad. Just sad. National league pitchers.

[Guest USAFChief]

Greatest come-back ever coming up.

September 28, 1984 Minnesota Twins at Cleveland Indians Play by Play and Box Score - Baseball-Reference.com

[glunn]

Maybe Worley is injured?

[mikeee]

Belly up boys, these innings aren't going to eat themselves!

 

burp!

[Bojangles]

Maybe Worley is injured?

Don't get my hopes up.

[jokin]

Maybe Worley is injured?

 

Did somebody hurt his feelings?

[Guest USAFChief]

Don't get my hopes up.

You win the thread.

[Ultima Ratio]

I've got the over on that 1st number.

Gonna need some help after than gem.