April 13, 201313 yr Hey Pedro, remember to get a cup of coffee with your cup of coffee, they're free tonight!
April 13, 201313 yr Why did the Vanimal cross the road? To retrieve the ball from the home run he gave up earlier in the evening, which finally landed just now?
April 13, 201313 yr Why did the Vanimal cross the road? To lay an egg at Target Field. A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar. "Pitch for Worley," he tells her.
April 13, 201313 yr Vanimal walks into a bar... The Priest and Rabbi Ducked... Horse walks into a bar... Vanimal is tending bar and asks why the long face. Horse say evolutionary design. Vanimal doesn't understand what the horse said and gives up 9 runs in 1 inning.
April 13, 201313 yr Two cowboys are out on the range, when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He rides twenty miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. "I can’t leave," the doctor says, "but here's what you do. Take a knife and cut the wound, and remove the poison with your mouth." "I ain't doin' *that*,"the cowpoke protested. "Take Vanimal with you," the sawbones says, "he sucks". Vanimal then proceeds to give up 9 runs in 1 inning, and the wounded cowboy is saved.
April 13, 201313 yr Anybody else annoyed FSN couldn't bother to show a single replay of Hernandez's last pitch to see what Florimon must have seen to visit the mound? Guys in the truck head home after the 2nd or what?
April 13, 201313 yr Anybody else annoyed FSN couldn't bother to show a single replay of Hernandez's last pitch to see what Florimon must have seen to visit the mound? Guys in the truck head home after the 2nd or what?Yes. WTF.
April 13, 201313 yr Well SNY showed it. He sort of dipped to his right side like his ankle gave in. Just landed funky I think.
April 13, 201313 yr This ain't baseball... That was the worst catch of a soft toss by a SS and a top ten worst slide by Duda in one play.
April 13, 201313 yr Well that makes 2 tailor made double plays botched Worley with the bad start, Trevor with an error, Florimon with an error... for those of you keeping score at home, that's WTF.
April 13, 201313 yr This ain't baseball.... ---Well that's for damn sure. It's nothing remotely resembling baseball, more like watching a troop of drunk baboons trying to hump a doorknob.
April 13, 201313 yr Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?A: Finding half a worm.Q:What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?A: "Now pitching, Vance Worley." What's 6'2", 230 pounds, and has a great ERA?Vance Worley, I lied about the ERA. What did the Devil say to the lawyer?"At least neither of us is Vance Worley." I'm gone, g'night. Leaving the avatar up in case it brings any cheer.
April 13, 201313 yr Can't wait for that Willie/Boggs/Ramirez outfield on a day game after night game...
April 13, 201313 yr That Alabama boy doesn't look too comfortable out there. Edited April 13, 201313 yr by Gibby cant spell
April 13, 201313 yr Gary Cohen: Atchison really defines the look of a "grizzled veteran," doesn't he Keith? Keith Hernandez: He needs a little Just for Men
April 13, 201313 yr At what point do you designate one or two of the position guys to mop up these blowouts so we can save the semi-useful guys like Duensing for games where we aren't being 10-runned?
April 13, 201313 yr I get to watch my kid in the first playoff game of her pro career tomorrow. If they win, I'm heading out to Italy to watch the rest. I doubt I'll miss much with the Twins.
April 13, 201313 yr I get to watch my kid in the first playoff game of her pro career tomorrow. If they win, I'm heading out to Italy to watch the rest. I doubt I'll miss much with the Twins. You should explain... That's sound kinda cool.
April 13, 201313 yr She was an All American middle blocker for the Gophers volleyball team. She now plays on the National team, and is playing pro in Italy in the off season. I spent February over there watching her, and spent last winter watching her play in Japan. Soon as the playoffs are over I get her back home for a couple weeks before she has to hit the gym in Anaheim.
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