April 13, 201313 yr ---I will run down Nicollet Mall at midnight wearing nothing but a Homer Hanky and singing "We're Gonna Win Twins" at the top of my lungs if we come back and win this game. Try some optimism... A pessimist like yourself... Says... It can get any worse! An optimist like me... Says... Oh yes it can!!!
April 13, 201313 yr Try some optimism... A pessimist like yourself... Says... It can get any worse! An optimist like me... Says... Oh yes it can!!! Huh?
April 13, 201313 yr Huh? We're not supposed to get it....North Dakota humor....RB actually thinks this a splendid night for baseball....
April 13, 201313 yr We're not supposed to get it....North Dakota humor....RB actually thinks this a splendid night for baseball.... Nothing like blowing a joke on the Internet!!! BTW... Every night is a slendid night for baseball.
April 13, 201313 yr Who is slower, Plouffe or Morneau?Depends. If Plouffe is playing third it's pretty close. Second or short, and Plouffsie is a speedy two-spot middle infielder who runs rings around 'Neausie.
April 13, 201313 yr Nothing like blowing a joke on the Internet!!! BTW... Every night is a slendid night for baseball. Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight.
April 13, 201313 yr I'm watching the Mets broadcast...did FSN show the two guys ice fishing in the upper deck?
April 13, 201313 yr I'm watching the Mets broadcast...did FSN show the two guys ice fishing in the upper deck?Yes they did. Did they look like a couple tools on the Mets broadcast too?
April 13, 201313 yr So what did I miss? Oh just a coupla moonshots. Nothing you could see without a telescope.
April 13, 201313 yr Maybe Worley is injured? Possibly. after all who else but the Twins medical staff would advise pitching through your injury in a snowstorm.
April 13, 201313 yr Yes they did. Did they look like a couple tools on the Mets broadcast too? Yup. Along with the other 3 or 4 thousand people who paid good money to watch this. Wait...that includes me.
April 13, 201313 yr Don't worry guys, we got PedroFor another couple hours, till this game mercifully ends and Pedro gets sent down when they activate Diamond.
April 13, 201313 yr Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight. Vanimal walks into a bar. Bartender says... Why'd you give up so many runs. Give me those stupid glasses.
April 13, 201313 yr Vanimal is very hittable. Unless he can get movement and grounders off his hittable stuff, we might be seeing more games like this. I didn't see the entire appearance, so I guess I didn't see any indication that he wasn't trying to compete.
April 13, 201313 yr I didn't see the entire appearance... Well, that's understandable, given it only lasted 4 outs. On the other hand, if you go by time, you must have missed the first 90 minutes.
April 13, 201313 yr Vanimalsie was kind of a joke tonight. Knock Knock Who's there? Vanimal!!! Like I'm letting you in!!!
April 13, 201313 yr Down 6 with one out and you send Morneau? Thought there was a rule against sending him into collision/close plays at the plate.
April 13, 201313 yr Well, that's understandable, given it only lasted 4 outs. On the other hand, if you go by time, you must have missed the first 90 minutes. Must be some kind of relativistic effect like the Lorentz Contraction, caused by slower-than-bat travel. Not to be confused with the 2002 Minnesota Twins Contraction.
April 13, 201313 yr Knock KnockWho's there?Vanimal!!!Like I'm letting you in!!! Guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Worley, and he's about to jump!" the dog replies.
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