Good Morning.  As an owner of a Specific team in a specific league I would like to inform our beloved fans of  a plan to bring harmony to our specific business.  At noon today, all owners of our specific teams will be approaching their specific state governments demanding 1 trillion dollars for each of their specific teams in their specific state.  Now, this money will be used to ensure that any work stoppage will be ended immediately and guarantee no more work stoppages in the future. (Barring unforeseen circumstances which may be addressed at a later time.)  This money will be used to ensure that we as owners will be able to feed our specific families, pay our specific employees, and keep our specific players and management personnel from entering poverty level.  Each state will also need to set aside 100M $  for the wives of each specific owner (to provide for unforeseen division of family.)  If a specific team were forced by their specific state to relocate to a state which allowed multiple wives, well this may again cause a work stoppage.  However, our players also need assurances of the ability to feed their families something more than saltines and Ramen noodles in the years to come, so we would implore you to occasionally take up donations to provide good health and an occasional treat. (Let's keep them happy.)   We will need our beloved fans to support these demands to keep all specific parties content with their roles and to urge your specific state governments to comply.  We would otherwise be forced to go back to the bargaining tables with the other specific parties involved.  And nobody wants that.  If you as a specific fan has any other "good ideas" to promote the harmony of our specific business, please keep them to yourself. (We don't really care about you anyway.)  

This sounds like the Wilf family, not the Pohlads. 

The letter was not received from either.  Also, am not sure of which specific league was being portrayed.

 

Could you be more specific, please?

is it worth relying on?