Things Twins Players Did Recently

renabanena · December 10, 2021

This lockout has officially put the nail in the coffin for a slow offseason. Never fear, your local internet stalker is still here. Say it with me, your favorite Twins don’t retreat into a Jake cave until spring training. Here are what your favorite Twins’ players have been up to recently.

Randy Dobnak was thankful for beans, rice, Jesus Christ, and Byron

Who? BYRON!

Byron Buxton surprised us with the best early-Christmas gift

No one thought the Twins could get it done. Byron Buxton will remain a Twin for a very long time with his 7-year extension. That means we’ll have some of this in our future:

And definitely a little bit of this:

Buxton’s athleticism is like a perfectly crafted Thanksgiving plate, with the perfect amount of turkey, stuffing, and a heaping side of taters.

Josh Donaldson celebrated his 36th birthday

The Bringer of Rain celebrated the big 3-6 presumably in style yesterday. The entire staff of Twins Daily celebrated his birthday by joining hands and watching one of his best moments from last season. Happy birthday Josh!

Eduardo Escobar broke ground at Citi Field

Despite moving on to his third team after the Twins, Eduardo Escobar remains one of the most beloved Twins of all time. We wish him nothing by the best as he moves on to the NL East. Fogo Power, baby!

Miguel Sano Took No Days Off

Thanksgiving, shmanksgiving. Sano said no to giving up on his quest to prepping for the year ahead.

Lewis Thorpe took his horse to the Old Town Road

Max Kepler Continues to Live the Good Life

We have no idea where Max Kepler spends most of his days. Wherever he is, there will be no grainy photos with poor lighting for Max. Kepler continues to be, what the kids say, ~*a vibe*~