Well, here we are. The day following a first for the 2021 Twins: grasping victory from the jaws of defeat. Having spent the previous four months mastering the inverse, last night the Twins - led by unlikely defensive hero Miguel Sano - did something right and actually won a game it looked like they were going to lose.

Which means the Twins are on the verge of a...

Exciting, right? Leading the charge into today's game, we have Michael "Inexplicably Still on the Twins" Pineda toeing the rubber, looking to enhance his non-existent trade value for the no-longer-in-existence August waiver deadline. Sorry, Mike, but you're stuck here. Try to make the most of it, no one will fault you for retiring next week if you feel that's the right decision for your mental health.

Opposing Pineda is... oh, who the hell even cares. It's probably some cheating bastard we don't like anyway.

I was going to type up a lineup analysis but saw Jake Cave in the fifth spot and threw up in my mouth a little bit so I'm done with this **** for the day. Time to start day drinking. Have an exciting game, everyone!

Twins:
1. Max Kepler (L) RF
2. Brent Rooker (R) DH
3. Jorge Polanco (S) 2B
4. Miguel Sano (R) 1B
5. Jake Cave (L) CF
6. Ryan Jeffers (R) C
7. Trevor Larnach (L) LF
8. Willians Astudillo (R) 3B
9. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS
P - Michael Pineda

Banging Schemers:
1. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
2. Michael Brantley (L) LF
3. Carlos Correa (R) SS
4. Yordan Alvarez (L) DH
5. Kyle Tucker (L) RF
6. Aledmys Diaz (R) 3B
7. Chas McCormick (R) CF
8. Jason Castro (L) C
9. Taylor Jones (R) 1B
P - Some Cheating Bastard, probably

Looking for a series win versus the first place Astros. I haven’t watched much in the last two weeks, but I hope to catch most of the game tonight. 

1 hour ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

I was going to type up a lineup analysis but saw Jake Cave in the fifth spot and threw up in my mouth a little bit so I'm done with this **** for the day. Time to start day drinking. Have an exciting game, everyone!

Couldn't agree more. Took a Pepcid AC after seeing Cave there. Already poured a Tito's....

22 minutes ago, stringer bell said:

Looking for a series win versus the first place Astros.

Heck, I'm hoping for a sweep because we owe them one. But one game at a time. And BTW it was more than just first place for the Cheaters. They had the best record in the AL going into Thursday's game. Not no more, thanks in part to us.

Obviously Cave is batting 5th so they'll think twice about pitching round Sano....

Wow, it didn't take long to let the air out of the balloon, tonight.  Two wins against the Astros,  Sano hitting a little better, Jax looking better, etc.  But all dumped, with the negative comments.

Well, Twins go 1-2-3 in the first, so we don't know if Cave's batting order placement was effective or not.

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Wow, it didn't take long to let the air out of the balloon, tonight.  Two wins against the Astros,  Sano hitting a little better, Jax looking better, etc.  But all dumped, with the negative comments.

My comment was double negative...

They got a lead off hit...

This is a good question...

 

How many wins do the Twins have to get this season before we follow them non-sarcasticly, or with an eye to player development over winning the game?

Astudillo fields the pop up.

 

Remember when Sano had occasional difficulty with the, despite being athletic for a big man?

And Cave suffers the same fate as Sano.

 

As expected?

We have a "downward plane".

Inning not looking so good.

 

A run in and 2 still on the pond with none out.

Nice double play!

 

A little better...

12 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

We have a "downward plane".

I'm going to enter a comment here so you don't feel like you're talking to yourself.

 

Downward planes crash, don't they?

Just now, Dave The Dastardly said:

I'm going to enter a comment here so you don't feel like you're talking to yourself.

 

Downward planes crash, don't they?

Yup, but it is only bad if they meet the upward plane of a bat.

 

(and much appreciated. My standup routine isn't up to snuff.)

Got Jerry Shaver on the stereo and Gameday on the computer but the wife's about to crash my party. Promised her I'd watch a movie with her tonight.

And damage limited to 1. Phew.

 

1-0 after 2.

1 minute ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

Got Jerry Shaver on the stereo and Gameday on the computer but the wife's about to crash my party. Promised her I'd watch a movie with her tonight.

Enjoy the movie!

 

I like movies too, and recently got a few recommendations i mean to follow up.

46 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

But all dumped, with the negative comments.

Just tuned in, and I see that after only two innings we're already within 1 of a tie and 2 for the lead!

Positive enuf for ya?

Breaking news! Twins sign Astudillo to a 5 year, 5 million dollar contract. He pairs up with Dobnak as the long term building blocks of the next wave of great Twins' contenders.

Just Kidding....... 

..... but it wouldn't surprise me, as they just keep giving him playing time instead of someone like, say, Jose Miranda........

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Just tuned in, and I see that after only two innings we're already within 1 of a tie and 2 for the lead!

Positive enuf for ya?

And we have a hit every time we have batted with runners in scoring postion!

8 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Breaking news! Twins sign Astudillo to a 5 year, 5 million dollar contract. He pairs up with Dobnak as the long term building blocks of the next wave of great Twins' contenders.

Couldn't happen to a better guy!

Why couldn't we just got straight to the second time through the order first?

3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

And we have a hit every time we have batted with runners in scoring postion!

Not sure about that, but we certainly have no LOB to concern ourselves about.

8 minutes ago, h2oface said:

Just Kidding.......

That was mean. La Tortuga's a nice guy - why get his hopes up like that?

Quick half inning by Pineda.  Suuuure, now that the game is out of reach.  Oops, I mean, I mean, he's keeping us in the game.

Rooker!!