Game Thread Twins @ Cardinals 6:10pm cdt 7/31/2021 ad

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

"1001 Better Trades Than We Got For Happ"

1001 reasons not to donate any internal organ to Happ.

[Squirrel]

okay ... who will pitch the bottom of the 9th for the Twins?

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... who will pitch the bottom of the 9th for the Twins?

That guy from that school in Colorado.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... who will pitch the bottom of the 9th for the Twins?

Figured i'd double my chances with Colome Coulombe portmantou, but i was too slow, even not carrying about spelling.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Okay ... we're signing you up to do a game thread intro and that is what you are going to do ... 

I second the motion!

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... who will pitch the bottom of the 9th for the Twins?

oh my gosh ... I had to ask ... 

[wsnydes]

Just now, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Figured i'd double my chances with Colome Coulombe portmantou, but i was too slow, even not carrying about spelling.

That's some mighty as strong sugary Mt dew!

[RickOShea]

You don't mess with Big, Bad LeRoy Brown, or the Minnesota Twins.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

okay ... who will pitch the bottom of the 9th for the Twins?

No, Tomorrow.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

That's some mighty as strong sugary Mt dew!

You know ... he's drinking the original mountain dew ... from the still in his backyard

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

That's some mighty as strong sugary Mt dew!

Not strong enough, evidently...

[Squirrel]

There are some open dates for game thread intros next month ... just let stringer know you want one ... 

[RickOShea]

Jay Bruce.  There's a blast from the past.  Let's sign him and he'll be our cornerstone for the 2022 season.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just now, Squirrel said:

You know ... he's drinking the original mountain dew ... from the still in his backyard

I wish....

 

 

[RickOShea]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Jay Bruce.  There's a blast from the past.  Let's sign him and he'll be our cornerstone for the 2022 season.

I can't remember.  Is he hygienic?

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

I wish....

 

 

Okay ... we used to sing that at camp ... lol

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

I can't remember.  Is he hygienic?

Announcers sound so dejected about St Louis, losing.

[Squirrel]

winnah, winnah! Chicken dinnah ... and a nice bottle of Chardonnay 

[ashbury]

In honor of an 8-1 laugher, here is Laughing Chicken Dinnah! (Some cooking may be required.)

 

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Announcers sound so dejected about St Louis, losing.

Makes the win even sweeter

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

winnah, winnah! Chicken dinnah ... and a nice bottle of Chardonnay 

It's gone though!

 

I can open another....

[RpR]

You can write about the Twins pitchers getting 14 K against a team with a above .500 record.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Okay ... we used to sing that at camp ... lol

Sorry for the off color joke at the beginning...

I should proof my links.

Hopefully this is better?

 

 

[twinssporto]

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

You know ... he's drinking the original mountain dew ... from the still in his backyard

The real Mountain Dew song!

[RpR]

7 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

Announcers sound so dejected about St Louis, losing.

When St. Louis got their first run they babbled about how the Cards were going to chip away at the lead.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, twinssporto said:

The real Mountain Dew song!

THIS is the quintessential mountain dew song ... 

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

When St. Louis got there first run they babbled about how the Cards were going to chip away at the lead.

We showed 'em!!! But I was a bit worried when Colomé came into the game ... 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

5 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

THIS is the quintessential mountain dew song ... 

 

Stanley Bros seems to be the same song as Grandpa Jones, only less bouncing. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

41 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

Anyway, you'll do fine!

 

Notice, nobody answered my question in my intro: What's Louis a saint of?

 

And in some way, i regard this thread as a failure since i got no answer...

[Squirrel]

Watching Kimbrel pitch for the Sox ... he didn't have far to go to get to his new team