Game Thread Twins @ Cardinals 6:10pm cdt 7/31/2021 ad

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I know only two:

• "Each of us is the center of the universe.  So is everyone else.  - e.e. cummings"
• "HELP!  THE CAPS LOCK ON MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!"  -- E. E. CUMMINGS

   

I think one i was quoting was about a flower? Hard to tell sometimes with poems.

 

Might also have been small instead of soft hands...

[RpR]

I used to drink wine but they quit making Ripple.

[twinssporto]

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

12 minutes ago, RpR said:

Baldelli just pulled his thumb and released the gas.

Jack Horner style?

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

The deadline wasn't enough inspiration? 

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

Total Wines has a sales going. Start there first! 

That's a very dangerous place for me...

And I was just there reloading on Scotch!

[twinssporto]

12 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

My car goes further when it is gassed, so phrase confuses me....

Uber goes faster than Ober. Did someone already say that?? 

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

You could talk about game watching beverages  

[twinssporto]

Just now, Squirrel said:

The deadline wasn't enough inspiration? 

No. That topic has already been exhausted. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

Days of August carry an association with dogs.

Many like dogs.

[RickOShea]

30 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Simmons' hands are so soft!

and smooth

[twinssporto]

Just now, Squirrel said:

You could talk about game watching beverages  

Now that is a great topic. Thanks Squirrel. You musician types always have creative ideas!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, twinssporto said:

Uber goes faster than Ober. Did someone already say that?? 

 Now someone has...

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

Try more Total Wine plugs.  Maybe you can land an endorsement!

[RickOShea]

Just now, wsnydes said:

Try more Total Wine plugs.  Maybe you can land an endorsement!

Can you go over the characteristics of the drainage system at Target Field.

[twinssporto]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Days of August carry an association with dogs.

Many like dogs.

My dog Levi would like that idea too. He's the idiot pictured next to my name in the upper left hand corner. Labs...eat everything and always happy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Sano's last chance to match Rooker's K...

[wsnydes]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Can you go over the characteristics of the drainage system at Target Field.

I can, but with as much as I've had to drink I'll put myself to sleep.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Sano's last chance to match Rooker's K...

And done...

[Squirrel]

great catch

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

I can, but with as much as I've had to drink I'll put myself to sleep.

REPLACE your divot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RpR]

9 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

I could tell you about the time I went into the out house on a hot humid day....

[sampleSizeOfOne]

3 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Sano's last chance to match Rooker's K...

And he does.

Assist to the 1st base ump on a unchecked call.

[RickOShea]

I need a zoloft cocktail, now.  I hate those who don't fully replace their divots.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, RpR said:

I could tell you about the time I went into the out house on a hot humid day....

Does the story end with "and they lived happily ever after"?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

great catch

"Not" -Wayne and Garth

[wsnydes]

Just now, RickOShea said:

I need a zoloft cocktail, now.  I hate those who don't fully replace their divots.

What about those courses that prefer you to use the sand/seed mix to fill the divot?

[ashbury]

12 minutes ago, twinssporto said:

I have the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Need some good topics to start it off. Suggestions?

"1001 Better Trades Than We Got For Happ"

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

"1001 Better Trades Than We Got For Happ"

Okay ... we're signing you up to do a game thread intro and that is what you are going to do ... 

[Squirrel]

woohoo ... Cleveland tacked on another run against the Sox ...