GAME THREAD: 4/3/21 Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers, 6:10 CDT

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Never mind, looks like Cologne is warming up now.

Darn auto correct! But it’s funny so I’ll keep it cologne.

We are now also calling him “Column B” on this site, now

 

h/t USAFChief

[USAFChief]

 

And still immature.
 

Maybe. Depends.

[Mill1634]

alright boys, buckle in.

[stringer bell]

Duffey pitched a scoreless inning with 2 Ks and yet I was disappointed--a hit and walk and velo on what seems to be a hot gun of 91-92.

[Nine of twelve]

 

And still immature.
 

I know you are, but what am I?

[ashbury]

alright boys, buckle in.

The Column B Experience?

 

[IndianaTwin]

I’ll be back in a bit, folks. I’m going to hop over to read the “It’s Not Time to Worry About Alex Colome” article.

[Squirrel]

 

Not me. I'm the same age. I've been 39 for many years.

yeah ... i know better

[USAFChief]

 

alright boys, buckle in.

[ashbury]

I know you are, but what am I?

So funny I forgot to laff.

 

[IndianaTwin]

 

Maybe. Depends.

Figures that you’d be the one to bring up Depends.

[jkcarew]

Can we pinch run for Sano in the 10th?

[DocBauer]

Perfume or cologne I don't care as long as he finishes this game off right. Like a rose, he will smell just as sweet.

 

(Not talking the locker room, just to be clear)

[LVTwinsfan]

Nice ballpark, a retractable roof, what a novel idea

[USAFChief]

 

Duffey pitched a scoreless inning with 2 Ks and yet I was disappointed--a hit and walk and velo on what seems to be a hot gun of 91-92.

He also brought around the top of the order.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

This cat knows where it's at.

[Squirrel]

 

Nice ballpark, a retractable roof, what a novel idea

I take it you've never been there ... it's like sitting in a coffee can

[ashbury]

Well positioned for the first out.

[ashbury]

No one on base in front of Yelich. Best you can hope for.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

I take it you've never been there ... it's like sitting in a coffee can

I've been there. It seemed like I was a corn flake sitting inside a cereal bowl.

[LVTwinsfan]

I take it you've never been there ... it's like sitting in a coffee can

Think about WS at Target Field

[operation mindcrime]

Ouch!!!!!

[Squirrel]

 

Think about WS at Target Field

Still doesn't make Miller Park a nice park

[ashbury]

Oh. Right in the throat.

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

I take it you've never been there ... it's like sitting in a coffee can

Best description I've heard. I got claustrophobic, now I know why.

[ashbury]

I've been there. It seemed like I was a corn flake sitting inside a cereal bowl.

I've been there too. It seemed like I was a Minnesotan sitting with people from Wisconsin.

 

[LVTwinsfan]

Still doesn't make Miller Park a nice park

true, it’s probably a big beer can

[Nine of twelve]

Under the mask into the throat. Nasty.

[USAFChief]

Man, that could've been bad. Hope he's ok.

[Squirrel]

 

Best description I've heard. I got claustrophobic, now I know why.

I had seats down and moved to seats up high ... couldn't breathe, no air, and that with the roof open