GAME THREAD: 4/1/21 Minnesota Twins @ Milwaukee Brewers, 1:10 CDT

[TouchEmAllGuy]

"This kid, wow, he's carrying a keg of beer on two legs right now"

 

Any guesses who just said that? The razzle dazzle man himself

 

Talking about Daniel Vogelbach. 

[ashbury]

TF is Dick talking about?

Yes. Broadcast team is at Target Field. Watching TV just like us, only with multi-tasking required.

 

[jun]

 

Well Kepler was the worst batter in spring training this year. So I'm expecting Duffey to pump out some big K's here

Maeda should have been allowed to finish if Duffey is the choice here.

[Aggies7]

I’m going to be late for Good Friday mass at this rate

[TFRazor]

 

"This kid, wow, he's carrying a keg of beer on two legs right now"

 

Any guesses who just said that? The razzle dazzle man himself

 

Talking about Daniel Vogelbach. 

I'm going to be honest, I laughed.

[wsnydes]

 

Jake Cave puts himself in line to be hero of the game, preserving the lead for the time being.

And here we were spending so much time mocking him earlier in the thread. I'd suggest we apologize, but I'm not ready to go there yet.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Just getting back from class...sitting pretty!

That's what Humpty Dumpty said just before ...

[USAFChief]

Could have been worse.

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Garver should not be the starter. Jeffers is better, both offensively and defensively!!

Quite possibly true. I think it'll have to work itself as the season progresses.

[wsnydes]

 

Yes. Broadcast team is at Target Field. Watching TV just like us, only with multi-tasking required.
 

Hey, I'm at work multitasking...I'm at work. If I can do it, so can they!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Luckily for the Twins, the Brewers' third base coach is drunk.

[ashbury]

And here we were spending so much time mocking him earlier in the thread. I'd suggest we apologize, but I'm not ready to go there yet.

Far from it. The arm stays, the beard goes.

 

[USAFChief]

Yes. Broadcast team is at Target Field. Watching TV just like us, only with multi-tasking required.

 

Well I'm on my couch, and *I* could see what was going on.

[wsnydes]

 

Luckily for the Twins, the Brewers' third base coach is drunk.

Standing knee deep in tequila by chance? Consuming by Oz-mosis?

[TouchEmAllGuy]

 

I'm going to be honest, I laughed.

 

Oh I smiled and silently chuckled myself!

[ashbury]

Simba maintains the 1.000 BA.

[wsnydes]

 

Far from it. The arm stays, the beard goes.
 

Fair enough!

[MMMordabito]

New Chromecast + Mlb.TV + Express VPN FTW

[ashbury]

This kid Arraez looks like he might be able to hit a little bit.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Does anybody else think Arraez COULD be 4 for 4 today? The first one he was robbed, and the second one he lollygagged to first base, then two singles.

[MNT1996]

 

Does anybody else think Arraez COULD be 4 for 4 today? The first one he was robbed, and the second one he lollygagged to first base, then two singles.

 

If he reached on that second one I think it would've been an error 

[USAFChief]

Does anybody else think Arraez COULD be 4 for 4 today? The first one he was robbed, and the second one he lollygagged to first base, then two singles.

LOLLEYGAGGERS!!1!

[Dave The Dastardly]

Gladden said Arraez is quick to flush it. Is he Australian?

[jun]

Not a fan of Cave. He should not be on the roster.

[USAFChief]

Gladden said Arraez is quick to flush it. Is he Australian?

no, gladden is from California

[USAFChief]

Old friend Kyle Gibson...Texas opening day starter!!1!...spotted a 5-0 lead in the 1st.

 

Couldn't get out of the bottom of the 1st.

[TFRazor]

Cmon Miggy

[sampleSizeOfOne]

no, gladden is from California

Australia also has a pacific coast, no?

[Brock Beauchamp]

So we're approaching three hours of game and we're...

 

*checks notes*

 

... in the top of the sixth.

 

Ugh, the modern game has become a really bad spectating experience.

[ashbury]

3-2 on Sano. Holding breath....