Do it again Bux.

Buxton is up.

Buxton providing the offense. As is tradition.

Way to go Buck. Now let's keep the line moving. Time for an ambush.

Buxton is on the ball right now

If you can't trust Thorpe against the 7-8-9 hitters in KC's lineup, two of which are LH hitters, I don't know where you can trust him.

Me either. St. Paul?

Unforgivable at-bat by Adrianza.

 

Way to go Buck. Now let's keep the line moving. Time for an ambush.

Unfortunately, all it takes is one batter to not be on board with working the count and you get an inning ending double-play on the first pitch.

 

This is what happens when guys struggle, they get antsy and start swinging at the first pitch they think they can hit.

Oh well.

 

I like me a good uphill battle.

 

I wanna be Sisyphus when i grow up.

I wanna be Sisyphus when i grow up.

You're a Twins fan. That already happened.

 

Impressive work by alcala

 

You're a Twins fan. That already happened.
 

 

Camus's conclusion wasn't wrong though

Kennedy has to be another trade candidate later this month, I would think.

 

Kennedy has to be another trade candidate later this month, I would think.

 

Maybe. But when 40 out of 30 teams make the playoffs, is there going to be that much of a trade market? The only teams definitely selling are the teams that definitely have no one.

Let's go Mitch, run into one here.

 

 

Maybe. But when 40 out of 30 teams make the playoffs, is there going to be that much of a trade market? The only teams definitely selling are the teams that definitely have no one.

And do you even buy now? Knowing that - possibly - the season could collapse at any moment?

 

I wouldn't part with any special prospects for a chance in 2020. Just my opinion.

I seem to remember people celebrating an early start. Is this one going to finish any earlier than normal? 

 

And do you even buy now? Knowing that - possibly - the season could collapse at any moment?

 

I wouldn't part with any special prospects for a chance in 2020. Just my opinion.

I'd say there's probably few years where a team would be more confident they'll be in the postseason than this one. There'll be only a month left, and there will be 8 playoff spots available. There won't be many teams that figure they're out of it--KC might be one by then--but there will be teams looking to buy.

Camus's conclusion wasn't wrong though

That good pitching beats good hitting and vice versa? AKA, the Philosophy of the Absurd?

 

 

And do you even buy now? Knowing that - possibly - the season could collapse at any moment?

 

I wouldn't part with any special prospects for a chance in 2020. Just my opinion.

 

I agree. I focused on sellers, but who the hell are the buyers? Knowing that you - as the best team in the league - have a 35-40% chance of losing 2 games in the very first of the 19 rounds of playoffs they now have, why bother trading?

 

With expanded playoffs, it's a race to mediocrity. The "winner" is whoever gets streaky at exactly the right time. If that overlaps with the best team, it'll be totally accidental.

Paul O'Niell homers to the RF porch at the stadium.

MAX MASHED!!!

Kennedy has to be another trade candidate later this month, I would think.

Who would want him, now?

 

 

Supa Hot Kepler just ended this man's whole career.

 

Keplered.

By the way, Der Schlagger’s previous home run was the 400th hit by a player born in Germany. As the career leader, he now has 24.2 percent of all of them. 

I know Garver and Sano need reps to get back on track, but they've done enough damage being inept at the plate, is it worth penciling them into the lineup? Or could they not be in the 1-5 spots on the lineup?

Just the other day I was busted by the grammar police for "overuse of commas" and we expect a long sentence to be handed out any day now but I'm prepared for it.

Just the other day I was busted by the grammar police for "overuse of commas" and we expect a long sentence to be handed out any day now but I'm prepared for it.

A competent lawyer should be able to get you a suspended

 

Just the other day I was busted by the grammar police for "overuse of commas" and we expect a long sentence to be handed out any day now but I'm prepared for it.

Long sentence! I get it.

 

I wish Garver had a comma or two.

Might prevent us being run on.

Note to Poppen and Garver: There’s a runner on base. Not anymore. Jesus.