It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. And TD had yet to jinx the Twins...

 

Oh right. I need to find a line up...

Twins:

0. Devin Smeltzer ( L) P

1. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B

2. Royce Lewis (R ) SS

3. Jake Cave ( L) RF

4. Trevor Larnach ( L) DH

5. Brent Rooker (R ) LF

6. Zander Wiel (R ) 1B

7. Gilberto Celestino (R ) CF

8. Tomas Telis ( S ) C

9. Drew Maggi (R ) 3B

 

Rays:

 

0. Blake Snell ( L) P

1. R. Arozarena (R ) LF

2. Yandy Diaz (R ) DH

3. Ji-Man Choi ( L) 1B

4. Hunter Renfroe (R ) RF

5. Yo****omo Tsutsugo ( L) 3B

6. Willy Adames (R ) SS

7. K. Kiermaier ( L) CF

8. Kevan Smith (R ) C

9. M. Brosseau (R ) 2B

And Twins up by 2 with 2 outs and 2 on with our 2nd baseman at bat in the top of the second...

 

And Twins up by 2 with 2 outs and 2 on with our 2nd baseman at bat in the top of the second...

...in 2/2020

...in 2/2020

Er, that too.

 

But alas, the great conjunction is past.

 

It is the 3rd inning now.

 

...in 2/2020

This means we win the World Series

Drat. Rays score 3 in the third...

 

If only we had waited until the 9th inning to score.

Dang! They left Smeltzer in too long

Is that how it`s done?

 

This means we win the World Series

It's a slam dunk for sure.

Horacek slams the door with a single pitch.  Our future closer.

Dang! They left Smeltzer in too long

Is that how it`s done?

Feel free to add something about pitch count.

 

A cogent movie reference (Princess Bride perhaps?) would not go amiss.

 

But yeah, in a word, that is how it is done.

5-2. Rays.

 

Could be better...

Deficit down to 1.

Larnach the Magnificent is calling attention to himself.

 

 

Larnach coming for Eddie's OF spot

Sorry if not allowed but I had a free online site to watch Twins games last year but I cannot recall it!! I thought it started with a B? Any help would be appreciated!

 

Thanks!!

 

Dang! They left Smeltzer in too long

Is that how it`s done?

That's exactly how its done but only if you don't actually believe its true.   That is what Spring Training is for.  We make fun of those fans that make that kind of hindsight, unreasonable comment during the season.    Then once the regular season arrives we become the fans that make that kind of hindsight, unreasonable comment but no longer believe its hindsight or unreasonable.     There should really be an instruction manual for TD commentary.   I'm thinking a good project for Randball.

Split squad.

 

Odorizzi started again the Phillies.

 

With the bats of Cruz, Donaldson and Sano behind him.

 

Split squad.

 

Odorizzi started again the Phillies.

 

With the bats of Cruz, Donaldson and Sano behind him.

Now you tell me.

 

Now you tell me.

I only noticed a few minutes ago.

 

I blame the long and dreary winter and old age.

 

Mostly winter, though.

 

I only noticed a few minutes ago.

 

I blame the long and dreary winter and old age.

 

Mostly winter, though.

 

Think how Chief must feel...

 

Larnach the Magnificent is calling attention to himself.

He's an early frontrunner for the Sire of Fort Myers!

Thanks for pointing the split squad out.

 

That was another 2 i missed...

 

And now i can follow the game we are down 1 in and not feel like i just missed 6 runs being scored.

We lost to the Phillies?!

 

No way!

 

We lost to the Phillies?!

No way!

Oh, the humanity!!!!

Jake Reed is a lost cause. Just cut him

 

Dang! They left Smeltzer in too long

Is that how it`s done?

Remember, this is spring training. Careful you don't peak too soon.

No more undefeated, or feated, or whatever.

Dang! They left Smeltzer in too long

Is that how it`s done?

that's how Bald Deli does it, yes.

Jake Reed is a lost cause. Just cut him

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

 

-Mr. Smith