December 5, 20196 yr There's a guy at work who calls these 'Dad jokes.' I'm not sure what makes them 'Dad jokes', (would these be Chief jokes here?), but here's a sampling. Of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry-erase board has to be the most remarkable! To the person who stole my glasses ... I'll find you; I have contacts. Have any to add?
December 5, 20196 yr Not a dad joke.... But my favorite comic seemed appropriate for this site.. https://www.facebook.com/163385977079407/posts/2562221537195827/
December 5, 20196 yr Author Not a dad joke.... But my favorite comic seemed appropriate for this site..https://www.facebook.com/163385977079407/posts/2562221537195827/ I LOVE those! How's the book?
December 7, 20196 yr Not a dad joke.... But my favorite comic seemed appropriate for this site..https://www.facebook.com/163385977079407/posts/2562221537195827/Big fan. I follow him on instagram.
December 9, 20196 yr Author What are dad jokes?Yeah, I’m not sure. But I think they are similar to Chief jokes.
December 10, 20196 yr What did the broom yell when it jumped out of the closet? supplies!The version of that joke I remember hearing seems more like in the Drunk Uncle Jim At Thanksgiving category.
December 10, 20196 yr The version of that joke I remember hearing seems more like in the Drunk Uncle Jim At Thanksgiving category. For some reason, my wife randomly told me this joke yesterday.....
December 10, 20196 yr What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a scrub on a unicycle?
December 15, 20196 yr What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a scrub on a unicycle?Attire[d old joke]?
December 15, 20196 yr The version of that joke I remember hearing seems more like in the Drunk Uncle Jim At Thanksgiving category. Now I’m concerned because I know that version too.
December 18, 20196 yr Author Decorating for Christmas, I dropped our copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe. It hurts like the Dickens.
December 18, 20196 yr Decorating for Christmas, I dropped our copy of “A Christmas Carol” on my toe. It hurts like the Dickens. Is this a Carol(e) joke?
December 18, 20196 yr Author Is this a Carol(e) joke?Lol ... very punny ... It's from this guy at work who is in some text group labeled 'Dad jokes.' I'm still not clear what constitutes a Dad joke ... I think they are better clarified as Chief jokes.
April 30, 20206 yr Author A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, ‘I might be a typo.’
April 30, 20206 yr A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, ‘I might be a typo.’Oy vuffda.
April 30, 20206 yr A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says, ‘I might be a typo.’ I liked this one much more than my wife did.
April 30, 20206 yr Author I liked this one much more than my wife did.That’s what makes it a dad joke and not a mom joke
May 21, 20206 yr Author I liked this one much more than my wife did. I just heard this told another way ... 'A priest, rabbit and minister walk into a bar, the bartender asks them, 'What will you have?' The rabbit replies, 'Dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect.'
June 8, 20206 yr Being an amputee is a blessing and a curse: on one hand I have five fingers. On the other I do not.
June 10, 20206 yr Yes. But for the record, my wife told it to me.My mom used to tell jokes she clearly didn't understand. Did I already relate this definitive example?Q: Where does Batman take his trash?A: To the dump. She laughed merrily, and we kids laughed politely but didn't have any idea why it was funny. This would have been 1966 or so, when the Adam West version was on TV. A few weeks or months later, I heard someone else start the joke.Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash? Oh no, I thought, why is this person telling this awful joke? I was much younger then, and hadn't ever heard it before, but you surely already know the answer and where this was leading: A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump! Ohhhhhhh! Mom had heard a Dad Joke, as we know them now, but bollixed it up in two different ways. I miss that. She could also tell dirty jokes just fine, because those she understood.
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