HAHAHAHAHAA this is the most savage tweet I've ever seen. I feel so much better now. Seriously.

 

I don't care how he pitched in game 2. This is awesome

As a wise sage once pointed out, "The Internet is Forever."

Maybin is a bum, probably should just keep his mouth shut..Hes well on his way to playing for every team in baseball

First the stache, now this. I love this man. 

This is legendary. 

They basically beat us up, took our lunch money and urinated on our doorstep.

 

But hey.  We are winning on social media.

Whatever.

Oh my. That’s effing hilarious.

 

They basically beat us up, took our lunch money and urinated on our doorstep.

 

But hey.  We are winning on social media.

Whatever.

 

..Hes well on his way to playing for every team in baseball

And only managed to cobble together $37M in career earnings so far. The shame!

Edited October 8, 20197 yr by jkcarew

 

They basically beat us up, took our lunch money and urinated on our doorstep.

 

But hey.  We are winning on social media.

Whatever.

 

You can get beat and be ashamed of yourself and hide in the corner......or you can get beat, get back up defend your pride and live to see another day.

 

You have a guy who was a top 10 pick who got a $2.65M signing bonus at 18 taking a cheap shot at a guy who worked his butt off to get to the same professional level after going drafted.  Good for Randy.  

Smart. Funny. And far more classy in the process.

 

It's not funny. Go back to your podium.

Hahaha Randy is a class act! I think he has a bright future with the Twins and Im sure he wont be making $15 an hour pitching next year! ⚾. Hey Randy, will you drive us to opening day next year at Target Field? You get a 10!

I thought it was just a kind and generous offer to someone who might be in need.