Sean Bergman > Joe Mays

Carrot Top > Joe Mays

Anal warts> Joe Mays

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* That escalated quickly

Avian flu > Joe Mays

 

 

 

/obligatory

 

Avian flu > Joe Mays

 

 

 

/obligatory

I was waiting for someone to do it.

Dankind > Joe Mays

 

 

Dankind > Joe Mays

Well, let’s not get carried away here.

Joe Mays > Joe Mays

 

 

 

 

 

*mind explosion

Joe Mays contract extension > Joe Mays.

 

How'd that happen?

 

Joe Mays contract extension > Joe Mays.

 

How'd that happen?

turns out after the extension, Mays wasn't REEAAADDDYYYYYY!!!!!

Sean Bergman gave up 111 hits in 68 innings with the Twins in 2000.

 

111 hits. Good grief.

Smallpox blankets> Joe Mays

Jeff Gray > Joe Mays

Jeff Gray > Joe Mays

Dark days. The team's marketing slogan for 2012: "Just Roll With It"

RonDL White > Joe Mays

Who wins a knife fight between Rivas and Astudillo?

 

Who wins a knife fight between Rivas and Astudillo?

 

We do.

And yet, 6 days later, Mays single-handedly won the only game the Twins managed to win in the ALCS. 8+ innings and 1 run.

 

Making Mays the answer to this question...who is the only Twins pitcher to win an ALCS game since David West in 1991?

I HATE being "that guy", but I'm just lost as to the original context behind this thread.

And yet, 6 days later, Mays single-handedly won the only game the Twins managed to win in the ALCS. 8+ innings and 1 run.

 

Making Mays the answer to this question...who is the only Twins pitcher to win an ALCS game since David West in 1991?

*Blink* * Blink*

 

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent; personified in this case, by an 'orrible c***.... me.

I HATE being "that guy", but I'm just lost as to the original context behind this thread.

 

Smile and nod.... Smile and nod.

I HATE being "that guy", but I'm just lost as to the original context behind this thread.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK200210020.shtml

https://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/OAK/OAK200210020.shtml

Ahhhhh!

 

[shudder]

 

I guess memory fades sometimes for good reason. Lol

Billy Koch.

 

LOL

For those of you wondering, this "_____ > Joe Mays" bit goes all the way back to the day of that game on the now-defunct ESPN boards.

 

Somebody melted down after Mays' performance and typed "______ > Joe Mays" for the first time (did it start with him being compared to Sean Bergman?).

 

From there, as the internet is wont to do, things only escalated and within a few hours, poor ol' Joe was being unfavorably compared to things like "Avian Flu", "Herpes", and "Carrot Top".

Now-defunct ESPN boards > Joe Mays

 

Now-defunct ESPN boards > Joe Mays

Now you're getting it.

 

For those of you wondering, this "_____ > Joe Mays" bit goes all the way back to the day of that game on the now-defunct ESPN boards.

 

Somebody melted down after Mays' performance and typed "______ > Joe Mays" for the first time (did it start with him being compared to Sean Bergman?).

 

From there, as the internet is wont to do, things only escalated and within a few hours, poor ol' Joe was being unfavorably compared to things like "Avian Flu", "Herpes", and "Carrot Top".

 

Let's call it a draw.

Now-defunct ESPN boards > Joe Mays

Those of us that participated in those boards commonly refer to them as the elysian fields. But yeah...

Elysian Fields> Joe Mays

I liked --> Joe Mays