Jorge’s baaaack and Cruz too!

PLONK !!!!

Hahaha, baseball is so unfair. Get somebody up in the bullpen so we’ll still have a chance to win this game

CRUZ!!!

Surfed back just in time to see that! Nice way to keep my sanity in check and my anxiety at bay!

CRUZ CRUSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

WE HAVE THE LEAD BABYYYYYY!!!!! WOWWWWW . LETS GO TWINS

I would be interested to find out who has struck out the most times in their career in MLB history and what the odds are of Sano being able to break that record in his career.

The record is currently held by some hack that goes by Reggie Jackson. Second all time is Jim Thome.

SOOOOOLOOOOOO aich arr

Back to back on back to back nights. Maybe the curse is lifting

CRUZ !!!!

Gibson: "What? We're leading aren't we?"

didn't we see this last night too?

Ahh, the solo HR. Good to see you, old friend.

So nice, we did it twice!

Lets get 8 more of those please

 

Gibson: "What? We're leading aren't we?"

"A quality start is less than 3 runs through 3 innings, right?"

That was awesome! Polanco's was a bomb! You can put it on the board! YES!

<person falling through concentric circles with some caption about anxiety>

 

What trickery is this?!

 

AKOOOO!

 

The record is currently held by some hack that goes by Reggie Jackson. Second all time is Jim Thome.

If only there was some repository of all baseball information and statistics. Some, I don't know, baseball reference source. On the internet, even.

Gibson: "What? We're leading aren't we?"

Rocco: Don’t get cocky kid , start throwing strikes

That was a pleasant turn of events.

I just hate solo homers. 

Yankees guys just said they’re 85-35 against us since 2002. I didn’t know it was that close

Gibson absolutely needs to come out here and simply throw quality strikes. Stop trying to get them to swing and miss everything.

 

Yankees guys just said they’re 85-35 against us since 2002. I didn’t know it was that close

thats not so bad, thats only like 8 years straight of series sweeps to get back to even.

CRUZ !!!!

The slugger has completed has caught his prey and stroll round the bases at liesure.

 

Note here the use 4 exclamation points. 1 per base. Not mandatory, but a reasonable shorthand to observe when exclaiming.

 

thats not so bad, thats only like 8 years straight of series sweeps to get back to even.

Well, we can get started on that this week.

At this point it's a no brainer that Cruz gets his option picked up, right?

Well, we can get started on that this week.

Just gotta keep going 1-0

Yankees guys just said they’re 85-35 against us since 2002. I didn’t know it was that close

Nope. 98-36 before the series started (including postseason). It’s that bad