Infielders are yawning already

I don’t expect any easy innings this whole series.

Voit didn't get the "Don't Swing at Balls" memo. But then forgot to swing at the last strike.

I don’t expect any easy innings this whole series.

Gibson makes them harder than they have to be, be lucky to complete five

Gregorious owns the twins. Owns

Gibby better get his bibby, because he's going to get rocked tonight.

Can gibson please move on in the winter?

Throw strikes damit

FIRST TEAM TO 10 TONIGHT ??

Giving up walks and XBH is a time-honored strategy, isn't it?

Don’t bring Gibson back. Move on from him.

What'd I miss?

 

Gibson didn’t take long to remind me that I’m really tired and don’t need to watch baseball tonight.

not a good start.

The only good thing about the Yankees scoring two in the first is we have nine innings to catch up

Back to back games with run scoring hits that Buxton might have caught.

not a good start.

vintage Gibson though

let's get a bunch of bombas and put the yankees in their place. 

 

Gibson didn’t take long to remind me that I’m really tired and don’t need to watch baseball tonight.

Ah, but there's a German leading off against German in the bottom. Might remind you that you should watch baseball tonight.

What'd I miss?

 

I missed it too.

 

This what i get for napping...

 

Apparently they scored twice in the top of the first?

 

I scoff at 2 run deficits!

Would be nice to get some back here in the first. German can be tough.

Giving up walks and XBH is a time-honored strategy, isn't it?

Although usually you do it in the otber order, so as to preserve the triple play...

 

And the triple play is kinda important to that strategy.

Cruz is the slowest human on earth

I get my wisdom teeth dug out tomorrow. 

 

Watching Gibby try to work his way through this Yankee's lineup may be more painful. 

Polanco goes from 2-0 to a K in three pitches. Woof.

Looks like i got another inning of scoffing at least...

German through 1 with 10 pitches/6 strikes, Gibson 26/13

Cruz is the slowest human on earth

That why they call him a slugger?

Does Gibson ever look like he’s having fun? This game is fun Go**ammit

 

That why they call him a slugger?

Fun fact: certain species of slugs and snails are rather aggressive predators.