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Game Thread: Twins vs. Oakland 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 7/18/20

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Nine of twelve Cedar Rapids Kernels

Nine of twelve

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I'm also in it for" Most raisins up a single nostril". 

I had an elementary school teacher who said never to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. It was several years later when it dawned on me to try putting my elbow in my ear to compare.

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I had an elementary school teacher who said never to put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear. It was several years later when it dawned on me to try putting my elbow in my ear to compare.

 

LOL

 

Impossible... the only person who can do that is Blake Parker during his windup. 

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So I have to admit I am a bit ashamed of myself. I had a rough day at work, so I stopped off at my usual little neighborhood bar on the way home, intending to have just one. Well, one turned into 5 or 6, and I shouldn't have driven home, but I did. I carefully peeled the label off my last beer, and stuck it in my shirt pocket.

 

Sure enough, I got pulled over on the drive home from the bar. I quickly pulled the beer bottle label out of my pocket, licked it, and stuck it to my forhead.

 

The nice officer walked up to my window, and said "You were weaving, sir. Have you been drinking?"

 

I pointed to the label, and said, "No officer. I'm trying to quit. I'm on the patch."

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Heh...

 

I tuned in just in time for a Snapper-Gibb-it-Back-Inning! ®

 

Jeepers, that ump took a nasty punch. Wouldn't surprise me if he's concussed and got that jaw pushed out of whack.

 

But on a positive note, it's looking more and more like we are seeing our new 2nd baseman + leadoff hitter growing up right before Arraez!  

 

(And as I type that, of course, he gets himself picked off. Meh.)

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Lordy, how many new ways can this team find to screw up a ballgame?

 

Every dang day, it seems like there's another example that I've never seen before in all my tender decades.

 

Cripe.

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