I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

 

hello, anyone still awake?

Everyone. 

 

Well, except Jack Morris.

walkoff   Sano = LOL

Bunch of diehards around here.

 

 

 

Or west-coasters with nothing better to do.

You may not believe this, but I have tried chew before

I’m shocked and appalled

Aggies ... if Sano walks us off ... you have to drink your spittoon

 

 

 

edit: too gross?

In all seriousness, at what point would mlb end the game?

 

This might be the bullpen a day or two of no comolaints

Interpretation: This might buy the bullpen a day or two of no complaints.

 

And now i've reached the point where I'd give that .gif a Like without a shred of context.

I had no idea context was important in game threads. 

 

Learn something new every day.

Sano is gonna send us off with the win

Aggies ... if Sano walks us off ... you have to drink your spittoon

I’ll have the crow instead

 

I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

 

Oh yeah!!?? Well you can just ... you can ... you....

 

Shut up!

Interpretation: This might buy the bullpen a day or two of no complaints.

This game has gone on so long I’ve sobered up.

 

Everyone. 

 

Well, except Jack Morris.

we might need Jack in a few innings

 

I’ll have the crow instead

 

Surprisingly meaty.

 

I can handle any drunk posts from here on out if anyone needs a break

heh ... I was going to make a really interesting comment ... but decided not to

Bunch of diehards around here.

 

 

 

Or west-coasters with nothing better to do.

I’ve got nothing that won’t get my in trouble in response.

 

And someone please hit a HR already.

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

I thought that was coyotes.

 

we might need Jack in a few innings

I think we've already been there and done that

Surprisingly meaty.

5 Ks Miguel lol.

 

SNEPP!!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU???

 

Ask me after the game.

 

 

If I'm still awake.

That was what sticklers for correctness call "not a strike."

Not a high leverage situation

OK there it is then, the "Platinum Sombrero." I can go to bed now. 

 

Surprisingly meaty.

Gamey, though.

Pitchers get strikes against Miguel because he’s what you would call, a 100% guess hitter.

We could all use some of this.

 

Those woooo guys are great, really add to the game for me

 

Neither being at a ballgame after midnight or going 'Woooo!' at a ballgame means that you don't have a life.

 

Going 'Wooo!' at a ballgame after midnight... the odds of having a life diminish rapidly toward zero.

Ha. The guy right behind me in batting average in my fantasy league is going to spit in his coffee when he wakes up to 1 for 13 from Betts and Martinez.