Up on the north edge of Tucson, along I-10 on the way out of town towards Phoenix, a new outlet mall just opened up recently. They had a grand opening weekend, and it was just nuts (according to Mrs Chief...I don't shop). Anyway, one of the name brand clothing stores ran out of stock and there was a huge fight among the shoppers over the last few items.

 

Multiple casual tee's were reported.

I checked for the "groan" sound effect on the site, but, unfortunately, there isn't one.

We're playing soccer rules, right? 

 

Two-game aggregate score?

 

yeah, our series Pythag W-L could come out of this lookin’ pretty good!

Ol king kohl is not good

Who saw that coming except everyone

Wait...wut?

I can't shake the feeling I've seen this movie before.

 

deja puke

Go ahead and blow this 9 run lead, I ****ing dare you

No, really, Yankee hitters and Twins pitching, you didn't have to make it interesting on my account, with showing up late and all.

Stewart and gonsalves, the future’s so bright I gotta wear shades

 

Go ahead and blow this 9 run lead, I ****ing dare you

I think you did that a half inning ago.

 

Go ahead and blow this 9 run lead, I ****ing dare you

 

If you really want their attention, better go with the double dare...

 

 

Go ahead and blow this 9 run lead, I ****ing dare you

 

Challenge accepted.

 

Minnesota Twins, 2011-18™­®©

 

Dude.

 

Seriously.

 

That means there's 4 innings left. 

Yeah, what he said. though, down to three now.

You know, if the Twins are going to do extended spring training in September, why don't they just play in Fort Myers?

 

yeah, our series Pythag W-L could come out of this lookin’ pretty good!

heh

 

You know, if the Twins are going to do extended spring training in September, why don't they just play in Fort Myers?

 

Travel expenses.

 

Yeah, what he said. though, down to three now.

 

"When we get to the 9th, tell me, 'cause I'm gonna throw up".

 

 

"When we get to the 9th, tell me, 'cause I'm gonna throw up".

 

 

Quoted for awesomeness.

 

Stewart and gonsalves, the future’s so bright I gotta wear shades

Most didn't think Stewart was part of the future... just check out his numbers in the minors. They're not that good.

 

Gonsalves... you got me there.

If we can get enough insurance runs then we will be in this game.

9 outs or 5 runs? WHICH COMES FIRST

 

9 outs or 5 runs? WHICH COMES FIRST

 

Toss-up.

 

9 outs or 5 runs? WHICH COMES FIRST

That reminds me. I went on Amazon earlier today and ordered a chicken and an egg. 

 

Mrs Chief and I have a wager on which one comes first.

Rogers for the seventh,

Belisle for the 8th, 

Hildy for the 9th?

 

....

 

 

Wait...what was that middle thing again?

That reminds me. I went on Amazon earlier today and ordered a chicken and an egg. 

 

Mrs Chief and I have a wager on which one comes first.

PHRASING

 

but not really

12 pitches, send him back out. This is important!

 

Toss-up.

Precisely what I usually end up doing to my dinner at some point in most Yankee games.

 

Precisely what I usually end up doing to my dinner at some point in most Yankee games.

 

Which is why I don't eat prior to or during Yankee games.

 

 

That, and the increased alcohol requirements dictate additional space.

ya step away and the dang yankees score a bunch of runs... WTH

is 10 enough!?!?!