First, I must say, the 2018 slogan has been a poor choice considering the results on the field.   So help the marketing department - Fill in the blank -  My answers -

 

This is how we _______________

 

1. Lose Lose Lose

2. Squander good pitching performances

3. Put up huge LOB numbers, if we can get anyone OB

4, Aggravate our fans

5, Sell Sell Sell up to the trading deadline 

Edited July 6, 20188 yr by strumdatjaguar

This is how we do professional sports in Minnesota.

 

This is how we do professional sports in Minnesota if you're not the Lynx.

 

Fixed.

Love our veterans, providing leadership to no youth, since no youth is on the roster.

 

Admittedly, it doesn't flow easily off the tongue....

Win once a week.

Given the options, I'll go with "This is How We Aggravate Our Fans" but I also think "See You in 2019" works pretty good too. 

Save the Pohlads some money.

 

Save the Pohlads some money.

 

that's next year's slogan.....

Flop, like a soccer player.

This is how we overflow with clubhouse leadership!

This is how we play .433 baseball in our past 1218 games!

 

This is how we play .433 baseball in our past 1218 games!

In a game where .300 is excellent, that must mean this is historically good right?

This is how we sabermetric...

On second thought, I say they just leave the slogan as it is but with a question mark at the end. Ooh, and maybe some elipsis. Like they're not really sure if they're doing it right.

 

2018 Minnesota Twins: This is How We Base ... Ball?

 

On second thought, I say they just leave the slogan as it is but with a question mark at the end. Ooh, and maybe some elipsis. Like they're not really sure if they're doing it right.

 

2018 Minnesota Twins: This is How We Base ... Ball?

HAHA!  

 

This is how we...wait, what are we supposed to be doing again?

Over promise and under produce

I'd swap the first two words and switch the pronoun, so it reads:

 

"Is this how you baseball?"

Also - 

Nothing falls but our Won-loss percentage!

Took a poll at work...

Seems to be leaning towards

 

"This is how we 12AA"

 

that's next year's slogan.....

 

I thought we just stamped it over every entrance of the stadium as an annual reminder...

Personally I would go with....

 

"We'd Belisle-ing if we said we were trying anymore!"

 

Personally I would go with....

 

"We'd Belisle-ing if we said we were trying anymore!"

 

wow! nicely played.

This is how we wipe the slate clean. 

•Regularly field a guy who can barely hit .100

 

•Put the Mendoza back in the Mendoza line

 

•Inflate other team's pitchers' stats

 

•Make .250 batting average the standard of excellence

 

•Take 'er easy on the baseballs

 

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•Oh, and generate sustainable wind energy with our bats.

Edited July 6, 20188 yr by Monkeypaws

"...spend the second half getting ready for a better 2019."

 

Hey, I'm going to do my best to be optimistic for SOMETHING!